Woody Allen Wiki Biography
Allan Stewart Konigsberg was born on 1 December 1935, in The Bronx, New York City USA, of Ashkenazi Jewish from Russian and Austrian descent. As Woody Allen, he is known as one of the greatest directors, actors and comedians of all time. In addition to this, he is also known as a writer. Woody is particularly known for directing such movies as “Annie Hall”, “Midnight in Paris”, “Manhattan”, “Hannah and Her Sisters” and many others. Woody’s talent is acclaimed by critics and others in the industry. There is no surprise that a man of such great talent has been nominated for and has won numerous honorable awards. Some of them include Academy Award, Golden Globe Award, BAFTA Award, Primetime Emmy Award, and American Comedy Award. Despite the fact that Woody is now 79 years old and that he has been working for more than 50 years, he still has many ideas and is working on new projects.
So how rich is Woody Allen? Sources estimate that Woody’s net worth is $70 million. He has mainly gained this sum of money through his successfully directed movies, but undoubtedly, his other activities have also been very effective and have added a lot to his net worth. Clearly, Woody is a person of many talents and in every sphere he tries to achieve the ultimate. Woody’s fans are waiting for him produce new projects and will definitely support him in his endeavours.
Woody Allen Net Worth $70 Million
Woody Allen attended Midwood High School and was interested in various activities, from sports to magic tricks. While still very young, Woody started writing jokes for agents, who later on-sold them to various newspapers. Later Allen continued his studies at New York University, where he majored in communication and film. In 1955 Woody received an invitation to join the “NBC Writer’s Development Program”. Soon after, he started working as a writer for Herb Shriner. Step by step Woody Allen’s net worth became higher.
Woody received various invitations to write scripts for shows, many of which he accepted, and in this way became well-known in the industry. He worked on such shows as “The Tonight Show”, “The Pat Boone Sow”, “The Ed Sullivan Show” and others. In addition to writing for these shows, Allen also worked as a stand-up comedian, which also added to Woody’s net worth, and soon Woody became one of the most acclaimed comedians. In 1966 Woody began writing various plays, including “Don’t Drink the Water”, “Play It Again, Sam”, “The Floating Light Bulb” and others. The success of these plays had a huge impact on the growth of Allen’s net worth.
As mentioned, Woody Allen has been successful in many spheres, and the movie industry is no exception. The first movie on which he worked as a director was “What’s Up, Tiger Lily?”. In 1969 he directed and acted in the movie entitled “Take the Money and Run”, which added a lot to Woody’s net worth. Other movies that Allen worked on include “Sleeper”, “The Front”, “Love and death”, “Bananas”, “Interiors” and many others. The list goes on and on, which is why there is no doubt that Woody Allen is one of the best directors and actors of all time. Recently Allen has been working on a new television show, and the movie entitled “Irrational Man”. There is no doubt that they will become popular and will only make Allen’s net worth higher.
To talk about Woody Allen’s personal life, it can be said that it has been somewhat confusing and intriguing. He has married three times, firstly to Harlene Rosen,(1954-59), secondly to Louise Lasser,(1966-70), and thirdly to Soon-Yi Previn – Farrow’s adopted daughter – in 1997 and they live together until now. Woody also had a much-publicised relationship with Mia Farrow(1980-92), during which they never formally lived together, but nonetheless had one child and adopted two children. Relationships with Diane Keaton and Stacey Nelkin were also well reported. All in all, Woody Allen is an extraordinary and hardworking personality. His talent is acclaimed all over the world and almost all of his works received success. There is no doubt that his work will be remembered even after he decides to end his career and no one can forget a man of such talent. Hopefully, he will continue is career for as long as he can.
| Full Name | Woody Allen |
| Net Worth | $70 Million |
| Date Of Birth | December 1, 1935 |
| Place Of Birth | The Bronx, New York City, New York, United States |
| Height | 5 ft 4 in (1.65 m) |
| Weight | 110 pounds |
| Profession | Actor, Comedian, Film director, Playwright, Musician, Screenwriter, Writer, Voice Actor, Film Score Composer, Film Producer |
| Education | New York University, City College of New York, Midwood High School |
| Nationality | United States of America |
| Spouse | Soon-Yi Previn (m. 1997), Louise Lasser (m. 1966–1970), Harlene Rosen (m. 1954–1959) |
| Children | Ronan Farrow, Dylan O’Sullivan Farrow, Manzie Tio Allen, Moses Farrow, Bechet Allen |
| Parents | Martin Konigsberg, Nettie Konigsberg |
| Siblings | Letty Aronson |
| Nicknames | Allan Stewart Konigsberg , Allen Konigsberg , Allen Stewart Konigsberg , Heywood Allen |
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| IMDB | http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000095 |
| Awards | Academy Award for Best Director, Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay, Golden Globe Award for Best Screenplay – Motion Picture, Golden Globe Cecil B. DeMille Award, BAFTA Award for Best Film, César Award for Best Foreign Film, BAFTA Award for Best Direction, BAFTA Award for Best Original Scre… |
| Nominations | Academy Award for Best Actor, Golden Globe Award for Best Director – Motion Picture, Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy, BAFTA Award for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Critics Choice Movie Award for Best Comedy, Goya Award for Best Original Screenplay, Satellite Aw… |
| Movies | Annie Hall, Manhattan, Hannah and Her Sisters, Midnight in Paris, Café Society, Match Point, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Blue Jasmine, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Sleeper, The Purple Rose of Cairo, Love and Death, Husbands and Wives, Deconstructing Harry, Zelig, Stardust Memories, Scoop, Radio Days, Wha… |
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| 1 | Reddish hair |
| 2 | Short stature |
| 3 | His unchanging nebbish persona |
| 4 | Often bases films on his own life experiences |
| 5 | Stumbling and nervous delivery |
| 6 | Brooklyn Accent |
| 7 | References to classic films, particularly the works of Ingmar Bergman |
| 8 | References to famous writers and literary classics |
| 9 | His female characters are often free spirited but naive and often come from small town backgrounds |
| 10 | His films often include opening Narration or the protagonist talking directly to the audience |
| 11 | Billing his actors alphabetically on opening credits |
| 12 | From Sleeper (1973) until Cassandra’s Dream (2007), almost never has his movies scored, preferring to use selections from his vast personal record collection. |
| 13 | From Stardust Memories (1980) through Melinda and Melinda (2004), frequently and almost exclusively employs Dick Hyman to contribute musical arrangements, incidental music, and piano accompaniment. |
| 14 | His thick black glasses, the same type since the 1960s |
| 15 | His characters (that he plays himself) are often a semi-famous, semi-successful film/tv writer, director, or producer… or a novelist |
| 16 | His films are almost all set in New York City |
| 17 | Films his dialog using long, medium-range shots instead of the typical intercut close-ups |
| 18 | Nearly all of his films start and end with white-on-black credits, set in the Windsor typeface, set to jazz music, without any scrolling. |
| 19 | A lot of his movies feature at least one character who is a writer. This is often Woody himself. |
| 20 | Frequently casts himself, Diane Keaton, Mia Farrow and Judy Davis |
| 21 | Frequently plays a neurotic New Yorker |
| Title | Salary |
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| Deconstructing Harry (1997) | $2,500,000 |
| Bullets Over Broadway (1994) | $1,500,000 |
| Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993) | $500,000 +15% first-dollar gross |
| What’s Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) | $66,000 |
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| 1 | I get more pleasure out of failing in a project that I am enthused over than in succeeding in a project that I know I can do well. |
| 2 | [on Ingmar Bergman] I was a late-teenager and I saw Summer with Monika (1953) and Sawdust and Tinsel (1953), and they were just clearly superior to other people’s movies. The fact that he’s got a mind and an intellect and the films are about something and they’re substantive and they’re philosophical and that they’re profound on a human level – that’s all great. But he’s first and foremost an entertainer, so it’s not like doing homework – it’s not like going to see some film that you hear is great, and you watch it and you figure, “Well, yes, it is great but I was bored stiff and I’m sure it’s great but it’s all this talky, boring stuff, and you know…” – not at all! |
| 3 | [2016 interview] There’s probably six or eight of my films that I would keep, and you could have all the rest. The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) I would include, and Match Point (2005) and Husbands and Wives (1992), probably Zelig (1983), probably Midnight in Paris (2011). |
| 4 | I keep having this birthday cake fantasy, where they wheel out a big cake with a girl in it and she pops out and hurts me and gets back in. |
| 5 | My wife was an immature woman. I’d be in the bathroom taking a bath and she would walk right in and sink my boats. |
| 6 | I never read what you say about me or the reviews of my film. I made the decision I think five years ago never to read a review of my movie. Never read an interview. Never read anything, because you can easily become obsessed with yourself. |
| 7 | [2015 Cannes Film Festival, when asked if he had seen Cate Blanchett since Blue Jasmine (2013) and his relationship with his casts after filming] I have not seen or spoken to Cate since that movie. You know, it’s very professional. [Emma Stone] and I did a movie a couple of years ago, and then afterward we did another movie, but, you know, people go their separate ways after a film and it’s all very, very professional. You come in, you shoot the film and then on the last day of filming, everybody is very teary and you’re not going to see the people anymore, but then you go off and you get on with your life, so I have not seen Cate or spoken with Cate since that picture was over. |
| 8 | When I made Stardust Memories (1980), it was my own personal favorite film that I had made [up to] that time. It was the first film I had made that I really got rapped on because people–and this may have been my lack of skill, I don’t know–felt that what I was saying in the film was that my audience are fools for liking me, that I was demeaning the audience, when that’s not what I was doing. I’d never felt that way about the audience, and if I did feel that way I would have been too smart to put it in a movie or anything like that, it was just the furthest thing from my mind – it would not have occurred to me. But through my lack of skill, I managed to convey that other thought and not my intended thought to the audience. The business about “I like your early, funny movies” was just one of the things that occurred to me that I used–it didn’t have extra meaning or particular personal meaning, it was just something that occurred to me that I thought was amusing, but no more amusing than the other things that people were asking for and so I used it and it rang a bell with people. They thought the character was me, that I was that character, that I didn’t like making comedies, that I thought they were foolish for liking the comedies, but of course none of this had even occurred to me–I feel fine with my early, funny movies: Bananas (1971) and Take the Money and Run (1969)–they were fun to make. |
| 9 | [on directing Joaquin Phoenix] He’s full of emotion and agony. If he says, “Pass the salt”, it’s like the scene where Oedipus puts out his eyes. |
| 10 | When I see cool films, no matter how beautiful they are, there’s something off-putting about them. I have all my characters–or 99% of the characters–dress in autumnal clothes, beiges, and browns, and yellows, and greens. And I have Santo Loquasto make the sets look as warm as possible. And I like the lighting to be very warm, and I color-correct things so that they’re very red. When Darius Khondji was color-correcting Midnight in Paris (2011), we went all out and made it red, red, red in color-correction. It makes it like a [Henri Matisse]. Matisse said that he wanted his paintings to be a nice easy chair that you sit down in, and enjoy. I feel the same way: I want you to sit back, relax and enjoy the warm color, like take a bath in warm color. It’s like how I play the clarinet with a big, fat, warm tone as opposed to a cool sound that’s more liquid, or fluid. I prefer a thicker, richer, warmer sound. The same with color; I feel it has a subliminal effect on the viewer in a positive way. |
| 11 | [asked in a 2008 interview with “Moving Pictures Magazine” why he called himself Heywood or Woody] It was just arbitrary, just came out of a hat to function for the occasion. It had no meaning whatsoever. It was just arbitrary anonymity that I wanted. |
| 12 | I told him to go forth and multiply, but not in so many words. |
| 13 | [at the premiere of Cassandra’s Dream (2007) at the 2007 Toronto International Film Festival, before showing the movie] Thank you all very much. I hope you enjoy this film, we had a lot of fun making it, and I just hope you have a good time watching it. So sit back and, you know, give it your best shot and if we ever meet again, be kind. |
| 14 | I’m very nice to all the actors, and I never raise my voice. I give them a lot of freedom to work, to change my words, and they see in five minutes that I’m not a threat. That they’re not gonna have to worry. They are not dealing with some kind of cult genius or some kind of formidable person. Or someone who’s a temper tantrum person. You know, they see right away that this guy is going to be a pushover for me. And I am. |
| 15 | If I had my life to live over I would do everything the exact same way–except with the possible exception of seeing the movie remake of Lost Horizon (1937). |
| 16 | I never see a frame of anything I’ve done after I’ve done it. I don’t even remember what’s in the films. And if I’m on the treadmill and I’m surfing the channels and suddenly Manhattan (1979) or some other picture comes on, I go right past it. If I saw “Manhattan” again, I would only see the worst. I would say, “Oh, God, this is so embarrassing. I could have done this. I should have done that.” So I spare myself. |
| 17 | [on his fear of flying] It’s something I’m not thrilled with. I’m always sitting in my seat bracing for the crashing of the plane, but I can’t avoid flying because if I don’t fly I can’t go to places to shoot a film or do promotion for it. And since my wife doesn’t have any phobias, she has no fear of flying, nor do my children, so I fly to accommodate them, but it’s very difficult for me and always with clenched fists. |
| 18 | I’ve never thought of myself as an actor. I could never play [Anton Chekhov] or a big range of characters but there are one or two things I can do: I can play a bookmaker or a low-life agent like in Broadway Danny Rose (1984), or because I look scholarly–although I’m not–I can play some kind of intellectual and get away with it. I have no method whatsoever and I don’t rehearse or practice and I never took a lesson. It’s just a very limited thing I can do and if there’s a need for that sort of character you can hire me and I’ll do it, but if there’s a need for something more complex then you get Dustin Hoffman. |
| 19 | [In 2012]: I always wanted to be a foreign filmmaker. But I’m from Brooklyn so I couldn’t be because I wasn’t foreign. But all of a sudden, through happy accidents, I’ve become one, to such a degree that I’m even writing subtitles. So I’m thrilled with that. The language is never a problem because when you’re making a movie there are only a few things you ever talk about and you learn them right away. I did three pictures with a Chinese cameraman who didn’t speak a word of English–not a word. And it didn’t matter at all because we were only talking about the lighting and the angle. |
| 20 | [on shooting To Rome with Love (2012) in 2011] I had been speaking to the [Italians] for years about doing a film there and when they said they’d finance it of course I was happy to shoot it there. I felt it lent itself to so many diverse tales. If you stop 100 Romans they’ll tell you, “I’m from the city, I know it well and I could give you a million stories.” |
| 21 | Europeans started to finance my films very, very generously, and they did so under my rules, which means they don’t interfere with me in any way, they don’t read my scripts, they don’t know what I’m doing and they just have faith that I’ll make a film that won’t embarrass anyone. It started off in London in 2004 with Match Point (2005) and then I kept going. |
| 22 | [In 2012] I make films for literate people. I have to assume there are many millions of people in the world who are educated and literate and want sophisticated entertainment that does not cater to the lowest common denominator and is not all about car crashes and bathroom jokes. |
| 23 | [Los Angeles] is not a city I could ever live in because I’m not temperamentally suited to the lifestyle here. I could never survive getting up in the morning and seeing all that sunshine and having to get into a car to go anywhere. But I have lots of friends here and I enjoy coming out for a couple of days, eating at a couple of great restaurants, having some laughs and then going home. |
| 24 | Believe it or not, there are many terrible things about being famous and many wonderful things, too. In the end, the good things are better than the bad, so if you have the chance, it’s better to be famous. |
| 25 | My parents both lived to ripe old ages but absolutely refused to pass their genes to me as they believed an inheritance often spoils the child. |
| 26 | I am not a hypochondriac but a totally different genus of crackpot. |
| 27 | There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you. |
| 28 | [in 2011] I’m very happy doing films. I wrote a novel, but it didn’t come out well and I put it away. I would like to write for the theatre again, and I will continue to write for “The New Yorker”. But I don’t have to knock myself out to do one film a year–a year’s a long time to make a film. I don’t make these films like, say, Steven Spielberg, where I take three years and $100 million. My films are much less ambitious. It’s easy for me. I finish a film and I’m sitting around the house and have other ideas; I get them together and I write them. I don’t require much money to make a film, so it’s not hard for me to get funded. And I’m a good bet for an investor, because I work fast and inexpensively. And when the film is released, before you know it, the small amount that it cost, they’ve made back. Then once in a while, if I hit one that is popular–like Match Point (2005), which made $100 million–then everybody makes a lot of money on it. Everybody except me. |
| 29 | Editing is that moment when you give up every hope you have of making a great piece of art and you have to settle with what you have. |
| 30 | I have one last request. Don’t use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat. |
| 31 | [The French] think I’m an intellectual because I wear these glasses, and they think I’m an artist because my films lose money. |
| 32 | Making films is a very nice way to make a living. You work with beautiful women, and charming men, who are amusing and gifted; you work with art directors and costume people . . . you travel places, and the money’s good. It’s a nice living. |
| 33 | European backers support me when Americans won’t. You’d think that after a hit like Midnight in Paris (2011)–made a lot of money, not by The Dark Knight (2008) standards, but by my standards–there would be some companies that would want to do a film with you. But I didn’t get a single offer. Not one . . . and then an Italian company I’d been talking to for years was willing to put up money. |
| 34 | If you’re a celebrity, you can get good medical treatment. I can get a doctor on the weekends. I can get the results of my biopsy quickly. |
| 35 | [Ageing] is a bad business. It’s a confirmation that the anxieties and terrors I’ve had all my life were accurate. There’s no advantage to ageing. You don’t get wiser, you don’t get more mellow, you don’t see life in a more glowing way. You have to fight your body decaying, and you have less options. The only thing you can do is what you did when you were 20–because you’re always walking with an abyss right under your feet; they can be hoisting a piano on Park Avenue and drop it on your head when you’re 20–which is to distract yourself. Getting involved in a movie [occupies] all my anxiety: did I write a good scene for Cate Blanchett? If I wasn’t concentrated on that, I’d be thinking of larger issues. And those are unresolvable, and you’re checkmated whichever way you go. |
| 36 | To have been the lead character in a juicy scandal–a really juicy scandal–that will always be a part of what people think of when they think of me. It doesn’t bother me. It doesn’t please me. It’s a non-factor. But it’s a true factor. |
| 37 | My experience has been, with one exception [Midnight in Paris (2011)], that when I do a film in a foreign country, the toughest audience for me is that country. In Italy, they said, “This guy doesn’t understand Italy”. And I can’t argue with those criticisms. I’m an American, and that’s how I see Barcelona or Rome or England. If the situation was reversed, and somebody from a foreign country made a film here, I might very well be saying, “Yeah, it’s OK, but this guy really doesn’t get New York”. And I’d be right. And I’m sure they’re right. |
| 38 | I have an idea for a story, and I think to myself, “My God, this is a combination of Eugene O’Neill, and Tennessee Williams, and Arthur Miller” . . . but that’s because [when you’re writing] you don’t have to face the test of reality. You’re at home, in your house, it’s all in your mind. Now, when it’s almost over, and I see what I’ve got, I start to think, “What have I done? This is going to be such an embarrassment! Can I salvage it?” All your grandiose ideas go out the window. You realize you made a catastrophe, and you think, What if I put the last scene first, drop this character, put in narration? What if I shoot one more scene, to make him not leave his wife, but kill his wife?” [But nine times out of ten, after the screening of the first rough cut,] the feeling is, “OK, now don’t panic.” The other 10% of the time, it’s. “OK. That’s not as bad as I thought.” |
| 39 | I’m just trying to be objective and honest. If you were having a ten-film festival and showing Citizen Kane (1941) on Monday, Rashômon (1950) on Tuesday, Bicycle Thieves (1948), The Seventh Seal (1957) . . . I don’t think anything I’ve ever made could be placed in a festival with those films and hold its own. |
| 40 | [on being a celebrity] There are lots of nice advantages that you get, being a celebrity. The tabloid things, the bumps in the road, they come and they go. Most people don’t have as big a bump as I had, but even the big bump–it’s not life-threatening. It’s not like the doctor’s saying, “I looked at these x-rays of your brain, and there’s this little thing growing there”. Tabloid things can be handled. I just don’t want a shadow on my lung on the x-ray. |
| 41 | I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history–[Charles Chaplin], Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx and Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers and W.C. Fields. |
| 42 | What you’re left with, in the end, are very grisly, unpleasant facts. You can’t avoid them, you can’t escape them. The best you can do, as far as I see it at the moment–maybe I’ll get some other insight someday–is distract. I work all the time, I plunge myself into trivial problems, problems that are not life-threatening: How I’m going to work my third act, or can I get this actress to be in the movie, or am I over budget? These are my problems that obsess me, so I don’t sit home and think about the fact that the universe is flying apart at breakneck speed as we’re sitting here. |
| 43 | I have a very pessimistic view of everything. Obviously, I’m not a religious person, and I don’t have any respect for the religious point of view. I tolerate it, but I find it a mindless grasp of life. [It’s] the same thing with the philosophers who tell you that the meaning of life consists of what meaning you give it. I don’t buy that, either. It’s very unsatisfying. |
| 44 | I’ve shown the older one, [daughter] Bechet, a number of Alfred Hitchcock movies, and I’ve shown them both [daughters] a couple of The Marx Brothers movies. But they’re not that interested . . . I try to encourage them musically and guide them cinematically, but my opinion . . . I represent the Old World, the Europe from which they took boats to escape. |
| 45 | My own feeling was always [that] I was totally uninterested in what anyone thought. I loved Soon-Yi Previn and it was a serious thing, not frivolous. We’ve been together for years, and it’s been, on a personal basis, the best years of my life, really. And certainly the best of hers–not because of my scintillating personality, but it really brought her out of herself. She really had a chance to get into the world. |
| 46 | [I’m] depressed on a low flame. |
| 47 | It isn’t just psychological, when you’re getting closer to death that time passes faster. I think something happens physiologically so that you experience time in a very different way . . . It’s also scary, as you’ll see when you get older. It doesn’t get better. You don’t mellow, you don’t gain wisdom and insight. You start to experience joint pain. |
| 48 | [on “Ozymandias melancholia,” a term for the sense of inevitable decline which he first coined in Stardust Memories (1980)] It’s a phenomenon that I think everybody gets afflicted with, certainly the poet [Percy Bysshe Shelley] did, but I get afflicted with it. And you feel it really very much in Rome, because you see those ancient ruins and you’re hyper-aware of the fact that thousands of yeas ago, there was a civilization that was mighty, the most dominant civilization in the world, and how glorious it must have been. And now it’s a couple of bricks here and a couple of bricks there, and someone’s sitting on the bricks eating their sandwich. |
| 49 | For me, success is, I’m in my bedroom at home and get an idea and I think it’s a great idea and then I write it, and I look at the script and I say, “My God, I’ve written a good script here”. And then I execute it. And if I execute the thing properly, then I feel great. If people come, it’s a delightful bonus. |
| 50 | [American financiers] don’t like to work the way I like to work. They like to read the script and have some input. They want to say, “Well, we’ll let you cast who you want, but if you can get Brad Pitt, we’d much prefer you got him” . . . We don’t do that, though. We don’t let them see the script, or have anything to say. So I have a lot of trouble raising money in this country. |
| 51 | [on winning an Oscar] That, or anything I ever won, has never changed my life one iota. And the fact that Midnight in Paris (2011) made $160 million meant zero in terms of anyone–and by anyone I mean no one–stepping forward and saying, “We’d like to bankroll your next film”. |
| 52 | [on why he always skips the Oscars] They always have it on Sunday night. And it’s always–you can look this up–it’s always opposite a good basketball game. And I’m a big basketball fan. So it’s a great pleasure for me to come home and get into bed and watch a basketball game. And that’s exactly where I was, watching the game. |
| 53 | I’m not as crazy as they [fans who meet me] think I am. They think I’m a major neurotic and that I’m phobic and incompetent and I’m not. I’m very average, middle class. I get up in the morning, I have a wife and kids, I work, I’ve been productive, I practice my horn, I go to ballgames, it’s a normal kind of thing. I have some quirks, but everybody has some quirks. |
| 54 | [on playing his screen persona] It’s effortless. It’s the only thing I can do. I’m not an actor. I can’t play [Anton Chekhov], I can’t play [William Shakespeare] or [August Strindberg]. I can do that thing that I do. There’s a few different kinds of things I can act credibly. I can play an intellectual or a low-life. |
| 55 | I finished writing the script [for To Rome with Love (2012)] and saw that there was a part that I could play. I never force it. I never write something for myself. I’m trying to be faithful to the idea. If I had made “To Rome with Love” in the United States, I could have played Roberto Benigni’s part. If I was 50 years younger, I would have played Jesse Eisenberg’s part. Right now, I’m reduced to fathers of fiancees. |
| 56 | Life is full of misery, loneliness and suffering–and it’s all over much too soon. |
| 57 | [To Stu Hample on developing the comic strip “Inside Woody Allen”] Need more character engagement–instead of jokes being free-floating, they must be jokes on the way to character development. Jokes are like the decorations on the Christmas tree–but it’s a beautiful tree you need to start with. Only then can you hang baubles on it. (Sorry for the disgusting metaphor.) |
| 58 | [Directing’]s a great loafer’s job. Much less stressful than if I were running around delivering chicken sandwiches in a deli somewhere. |
| 59 | My sets are boring. Nothing exciting ever happens, and I barely talk to the actors. |
| 60 | [on Anything Else (2003)] The cast is wonderful and I thought it was an interesting story and full of good jokes and good ideas. Somebody said it summed up everything that I always say in movies–they were saying this positively–and maybe it did and that was a negative for me. I don’t know. I had [a] screening of it and people seemed to love it. Again, it was one of those pictures that nobody came to. You know, a lot of it is the luck of the draw with someone like me. I’m review-dependent. You hit a guy who likes the film and writes a good review of it, it might possibly do business. The exact same film, if that reviewer’s sick that day and the other critic on the paper doesn’t like it, then it doesn’t do business. There are many, many people making films who are not review-dependent and it doesn’t matter what anybody says about them, they have an audience. I only have to mention Spider-Man (2002). With me, it depends who’s writing the review. But I did think “Anything Else” was a funny movie. I thought it was a good movie. I was crazy about [Christina Ricci] and [Jason Biggs] was adorable and Stockard Channing is always a really strong actress. |
| 61 | [on Shadows and Fog (1991)] I think I did a good job directing it and Santo Loquasto’s sets are beautiful. But the picture is in the writing and people weren’t interested in the story. You know when you’re doing a black-and-white picture that takes place in a European city at night in the [1920s], you’re not going to make big bucks. Nobody liked the picture. Carlo Di Palma won an award for it in Italy. It just looked great. There was pleasure in the way it was photographed, and in making it. I make these films to amuse myself, or should I say to distract myself. I wanted to see what it would be like making a film all on a set, outdoors being indoors. And setting it during one night and having all these characters and this old European quality to it. The hope is that others will enjoy it when I’m finished. It fulfilled that desire that keeps me working, that keeps me in the film business. I do all my films for my own personal reasons, and I hope that people will like them and I’m always gratified when I hear they do. But if they don’t, there’s nothing I can do about that because I don’t set out to make them for approval–I like approval, but I don’t make them for approval. |
| 62 | [on Stardust Memories (1980)] I wanted to make a stylish film. Gordon Willis and I liked to work in black and white and I wanted to make a picture about an artist who theoretically should be happy. He has everything in the world–health, success, wealth, notoriety–but in fact he doesn’t have anything, he’s very unhappy. The point of the story is that he can’t get used to the fact that he’s mortal and that all his wealth and fame and adulation are not going to preserve him in any meaningful way–he, too, will age and die. At the beginning of the movie you see him wanting to make a serious statement even though he is really a comic filmmaker. Of course, this part is naturally identified with me even though the tale is total fabrication. I never had the feelings of the protagonist in real life. When I made “Stardust Memories” I didn’t feel I was a much adored filmmaker whose life was miserable and all around me things were terrible. I thought I was a respectable moviemaker and the perks of success–as I said in my film Celebrity (1998)–actually outweighed the downside. I was never blocked, conflicted much, or steeped in gloom–though I often played that character. I did it again later in Deconstructing Harry (1997). That character is also a writer but nothing like me. I wanted to make “Stardust Memories” stylish. It’s a dream film; the attempt is poetic. I’m not saying it comes off but the intent is poetic, so you’re not locked in to a realistic story. You could certainly tell a realistic story about a guy who has everything and is unhappy but I was trying to do it on a more fantastic level. I feel if you give the film a chance, there are some rewards in it. It’s dense. I haven’t seen it in many years, but when I finished it I was very satisfied with it and it was my favorite film to that time. |
| 63 | I’ve always felt close to a European sensibility. It’s a happy accident: when I was a young man and most impressionable, all these great European films were flooding New York City. I was very influenced by those films. It comes out in my work without trying to. It’s like if you grow up hearing [Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart] your whole life at home and you start to write music, probably what comes out–until you develop your own style–is an imitation of Mozart, to some degree. And that’s what happened with me and films. I’ve very often relied on European cinema as a crutch or as a guide. The films I grew up with–[Ingmar Bergman] and [Federico Fellini] and Akira Kurosawa] and Vittorio De Sica] and Michelangelo Antonioni]–just left an indelible mark on me. It’s the same with certain American films that impressed me as a young boy, like The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) and Citizen Kane (1941) and Double Indemnity (1944). There have been very few American films since that have equaled the impact those films had on me, because I do think the time you see them figures into it. Consequently, my films have been well appreciated in Europe, more than the United States, where it’s been so-so. |
| 64 | Not only does my play have no redeeming social value, it has no entertainment value. I wrote this sprightly little one-acter only to test out my new paper shredder. If there is any positive message at all in the narrative, it is that life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty. |
| 65 | I think universal harmony is a pipe dream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling. |
| 66 | [in 2011] My films have developed over the years. They’ve gone from films that started out as strips of jokes and funny gags to more character-oriented things–slightly deeper stories where I’ve sacrificed some laughs. And sometimes I’ve tried to make serious pictures without any laughs at all. You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (2010) is probably a film I wouldn’t have been able to make 20 years ago, because I feel I wouldn’t have had the depth to make it. I’m forever pessimistic about everything in life, except my work. I feel that my best work is still to come, and I keep working and trying. It may be foolish and misplaced optimism, but nevertheless I’m optimistic. I feel I’ve always progressed. I’ve always made the film I wanted to make that year, and the films I made later were better than the ones I made earlier. Manhattan (1979) and Annie Hall (1977) were quite popular, but they were not as good as, say, Match Point (2005), which was a better film than both of those films. Midnight in Paris (2011) I think will be seen as a better film. Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) is a better film than those I made years ago. But it’s capricious. I get an idea for a film and I do it, and if I’m right in my judgment, and in execution, then the film turns out to be a good film, a step forward. If I guessed wrong and I thought the idea was wonderful and it’s really not, or I execute badly, then the film is not such a good film. But it doesn’t have anything to do with the chronology. |
| 67 | [on the controversy surrounding his marriage to Soon-Yi Previn] What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now. There was no scandal, but people refer to it all the time as a scandal. I kind of like that in a way because when I go I would like to say I had one juicy scandal in my life. |
| 68 | If my films don’t show a profit, I know I’m doing something right. |
| 69 | Well, I’m against [the aging process]. I think it has nothing to recommend it. You don’t gain any wisdom as the years go by. You fall apart, is what happens. People try and put a nice varnish on it, and say, “Well, you mellow. You come to understand life and accept things”. But you’d trade all of that for being 35 again. I’ve experienced that thing where you wake up in the middle of the night and you start to think about your own mortality and envision it, and it gives you a little shiver. That’s what happens to Anthony Hopkins at the beginning of [You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (2010)], and from then on in, he did not want to hear from his more realistic wife, “Oh, you can’t keep doing that–you’re not young anymore.” Yes, she’s right, but nobody wants to hear that. |
| 70 | To me, there’s no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They’re all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful. |
| 71 | [on why he chose in 2010 to read his short stories for Audiobook] I was persuaded in a moment of apathy when I was convinced I had a fatal illness and would not live much longer. I don’t own a computer, have no idea how to work one, don’t own a word processor, and have zero interest in technology. Many people thought it would be a nice idea for me to read my stories, and I gave in. |
| 72 | I can only hope that reading out loud does not contribute to the demise of literature, which I don’t think will ever happen. When I grew up, one could always hear T.S. Eliot, William Butler Yeats, S.J. Perelman and a host of others read on the Caedmon label, and it was its own little treat that in no way encroached on the pleasure of reading these people. |
| 73 | Sarah Palin is a colorful spice in the general recipe of democracy. She’s a sexy woman. Yes. Me and Sarah–we could do a romance. |
| 74 | Like Boris [from Whatever Works (2009)] I fight it all the time. I’ve always been lucky: I’ve never experienced depression. I get sad and blue, but within a certain limit. I’ve always been able to work freely, to play my clarinet and enjoy women and sport–although I am always aware of the fact that I am operating within a nightmarish context that life itself is a cruel, meaningless, terrible kind of thing. God forbid the people who have bad luck, or even neutral luck, because even the luckiest, the most beautiful and brilliant, what have they got? A minuscule, meaningless life span in the grand scheme of things. |
| 75 | [on his character Mickey’s personal crisis in Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)] I think it should be interpreted to mean that there are these oases, and life is horrible, but it is not relentlessly black from wire to wire. You can sit down and hear a [Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart] symphony, or you can watch The Marx Brothers, and this will give you a pleasant escape for a while. And that is about the best that you can do . . . I feel that one can come up with all these rationalizations and seemingly astute observations, but I think I said it well at the end of Deconstructing Harry (1997): we all know the same truth; our lives consist of how we choose to distort it, and that’s it. Everybody knows how awful the world is and what a terrible situation it is and each person distorts it in a certain way that enables him to get through. Some people distort it with religious things. Some people distort it with sports, with money, with love, with art, and they all have their own nonsense about what makes it meaningful, and all but nothing makes it meaningful. These things definitely serve a certain function, but in the end they all fail to give life meaning and everyone goes to his grave in a meaningless way. |
| 76 | [I believe that] one can commit a crime, do unspeakable things, and get away with it. There are people who commit all sorts of crimes and get away with it, and some of them are plagued with all sorts of guilt for the rest of their lives and others aren’t. They commit terrible crimes and they have wonderful lives, wonderful, happy lives, with families and children, and they have done unspeakably terrible things. There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it. That is just the way it is, and each person figures out some way to cope . . . Some people cope better than others. I was with Billy Graham once, and he said that even if it turned out in the end that there is no God and the universe is empty, he would still have had a better life than me. I understand that. If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail you out in the end, then it will help you get through. Even if you are proven wrong in the end, you would have had a better life. |
| 77 | I didn’t see Shane [from Shane (1953)] as a martyred figure, a persecuted figure. I saw him as quite a heroic figure who does a job that needs to be done, a practical matter. I saw him as a practical secular character. In this world there are just some people who need killing and that is just the way it is. It sounds terrible, but there is no other way to get around that, and most of us are not up to doing it, incapable for moral reasons or physically not up to it. And Shane is a person who saw what had to be done and went out and did it. He had the skill to do it, and that’s the way I feel about the world: there are certain problems that can only be dealt with that way. As ugly a truth as that is, I do think it’s the truth about the world. |
| 78 | [the existence of God, life after death, the meaning of life] were always obsessions of mine, even as a very young child. These were things that interested me as the years went on. My friends were more preoccupied with social issues–issues such as abortion, racial discrimination and Communism–and those issues just never caught my interest. Of course they mattered to me as a citizen to some degree . . . but they never really caught my attention artistically. I always felt that the problems of the world would never ever be solved until people came to terms with the deeper issues–that there would be an aimless reshuffling of world leaders and governments and programs. There was a difference, of course, but it was a minor difference as to who the president was and what the issues were. They seemed major, but as you step back with perspective they were more alike than they were different. The deeper issues always interested me. |
| 79 | I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public quite brilliantly. I was just doing what I was doing because it interested me, and in fact obsessed me. I was not doing it with an eye to manipulate the public. In fact, I probably would have had a larger public if I had gone in a different direction. |
| 80 | You want some kind of relief from the agony and terror of human existence. Human existence is a brutal experience to me . . . it’s a brutal, meaningless experience–an agonizing, meaningless experience with some oases, delight, some charm and peace, but these are just small oases. Overall, it is a brutal, brutal, terrible experience, and so it’s what can you do to alleviate the agony of the human condition, the human predicament? That is what interests me the most. I continue to make the films because the problem obsesses me all the time and it’s consistently on my mind and I’m consistently trying to alleviate the problem, and I think by making films as frequently as I do I get a chance to vent the problems. There is some relief. I have said this before in a facetious way, but it is not so facetious: I am a whiner. I do get a certain amount of solace from whining. |
| 81 | I think what I’m saying is that I’m really impotent against the overwhelming bleakness of the universe and that the only thing I can do is my little gift and do it the best I can, and that is about the best I can do, which is cold comfort. |
| 82 | Whenever they ask women what they find appealing in men, a sense of humor is always one of the things they mention. Some women feel power is important, some women feel that looks are important, tenderness, intelligence . . . but [a] sense of humor seems to permeate all of them. So I’m saying to that character played by Goldie Hawn, “Why is that so important?” But it is important apparently because women have said to us that that is very, very important to them. I also feel that humor, just like Fred Astaire dance numbers or these lightweight musicals. gives you a little oasis. You are in this horrible world and for an hour and a half you duck into a dark room and it’s air-conditioned and the sun is not blinding you and you leave the terror of the universe behind and you are completely transported into an escapist situation. The women are beautiful, the men are witty and heroic, nobody has terrible problems and this is a delightful escapist thing, and you leave the theater refreshed. It’s like drinking a cool lemonade and then after a while you get worn down again and you need it again. It seems to me that making escapist films might be a better service to people than making intellectual ones and making films that deal with issues. It might be better to just make escapist comedies that don’t touch on any issues. The people just get a cool lemonade, and then they go out refreshed, they enjoy themselves, they forget how awful things are and it helps them–it strengthens them to get through the day. So I feel humor is important for those two reasons: that it is a little bit of refreshment like music, and that women have told me over the years that it is very, very important to them. |
| 83 | [on Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)] Everything wonderful about that movie . . . is because of the way it was directed. Otherwise, I thought there were flaws in the writing of the movie and flaws in some of the performances of the movie. But the directing of the movie was so bravura and so superb, that it was just a knockout. |
| 84 | The biggest personal shock to me of all the movies that I’ve done is that Hollywood Ending (2002) was not thought of as a first-rate, extraordinary comedy. I was stunned that it met with any resistance at all. I thought it was a very, very funny idea and I thought that I executed it absolutely fine, and that I was funny and that Téa Leoni was great. I thought it was a simple, funny idea that worked. I didn’t think I blew it anywhere along the line–in performance, in shooting it, in the jokes, situations. When I showed it to the first couple of people, film writers, they said, “This is just great. This is one of the funniest movies you’ve done.” But that’s not what the subsequent reactions were. And I was so shocked. I generally don’t love my own finished product but this one I did. I don’t think many people would, but I would put it toward the top of my comedies. The audience didn’t show up. I think if people had gone to see it they would have enjoyed it. But they didn’t go to see it. |
| 85 | [on Ingmar Bergman] He and I had dinner in his New York hotel suite; it was a great treat for me. I was nervous and really didn’t want to go. But he was not at all what you might expect: the formidable, dark, brooding genius. He was a regular guy. He commiserated with me about low box-office grosses and women and having to put up with studios. The world saw him as a genius, and he was worrying about the weekend grosses. Yet he was plain and colloquial in speech, not full of profound pronunciamentos about life. Sven Nykvist told me that when they were doing all those scenes about death and dying, they’d be cracking jokes and gossiping about the actors’ sex lives. I liked his attitude that a film is not an event you make a big deal out of. He felt filmmaking was just a group of people working. I copied some of that from him. At times he made two and three films in a year. He worked very fast; he’d shoot seven or eight pages of script at a time. They didn’t have the money to do anything else. I think his films have eternal relevance, because they deal with the difficulty of personal relationships and lack of communication between people and religious aspirations and mortality, existential themes that will be relevant a thousand years from now. When many of the things that are successful and trendy today will have been long relegated to musty-looking antiques, his stuff will still be great. |
| 86 | [on Michelangelo Antonioni] I knew him slightly and spent some time with him. He was thin as a wire and athletic and energetic and mentally alert. And he was a wonderful ping-pong player. I played with him; he always won because he had a great reach. That was his game. |
| 87 | [on Shelley Duvall] She’s a true one of a kind. She’s so effective on the screen, that if she’s cast properly, she’s incapable of being anything else but fascinating. |
| 88 | [asked when he would retire] Retire and do what? I’d be doing the same thing as I do now: sitting at home writing a play, then characters, jokes and situations would come to me. So I don’t know what else I would do with my time. |
| 89 | If they said to me tomorrow, “We’re pulling the plug and we’re not giving you any more money to make films,” that would not bother me in the slightest. I mean, I’m happy to write for the theatre. And if they wouldn’t back any of my plays, I’m happy to sit home and write prose. But as long as there are people willing to put up the vast sums of money needed to make films, I should take advantage of it. Because there will come a time when they won’t. |
| 90 | I’ve never, ever in my life had any interference. I’ve always had final cut, no one saw scripts, no one saw casting. So since Take the Money and Run (1969), I’ve been spoiled. But recently, at about the time of Match Point (2005), the studios began to behave differently. They started to say, “Look, we like to make films with you and we’ll give you the money, but we don’t want to be treated as if we’re just a bank, putting money in a bag and then just going away. You’ll still have final cut and all of that, but we would like to see a script, know who you’re casting and be involved in some way.” I feel that this is a completely reasonable request, but I just wasn’t used to working that way, so I went over to Europe. There’s no studio system, so they don’t care about any of that stuff. They’re bankers. And they’re happy to be bankers. They put up the money, you give them the film, and that’s what they care about. That worked very well for me on “Match Point”. So I did it again with Scoop (2006) and Cassandra’s Dream (2007). And I made Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) in Spain under the same circumstances. |
| 91 | [in December 2005] I’m kind of, secretly, in the back of my mind, counting on living a long time. My father lived to 100. My mother lived to 95, almost 96. If there is anything to heredity, I should be able to make films for another 17 years. You never know. A piano could drop on my head. |
| 92 | [on his least favorite of his own films, Manhattan (1979)] I hated that one. I even made Stardust Memories (1980) for United Artists just so “Manhattan” would stay on the shelf. And even after those efforts, I still can’t believe even to this day how it became so commercially successful. I can’t believe I got away with it. |
| 93 | [on Match Point (2005)] To me, it is strictly about luck. Life is such a terrifying experience–it’s very important to feel, “I don’t believe in luck, well, I make my luck.” Well, the truth of the matter is, you don’t make your luck. So I wanted to show that here was a guy–and I symbolically made him a tennis player–who’s a pretty bad guy, and yet my feeling is, in life, if you get the breaks–if the luck bounces your way, you know–you can not only get by, you can flourish in the same way that I felt [Martin Landau] could in Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989). If you can kill somebody–if you have no moral sense–there’s no God out there that’s suddenly going to hit you with lightning. Because I don’t believe in God. So this is what was on my mind: the enormous unfairness of the world, the enormous injustice of the world, the sense that every day people get away with the worst kinds of crimes. So it’s a pessimistic film, in that sense. |
| 94 | I’ve been around a long time, and some people may just get tired of me, which I can understand. I’ve tried to keep my films different over the years, but it’s like they complain, “We’ve eaten Chinese food every day this week.” I want to say, “Well, yes, but you had a shrimp meal and you had a pork meal and you had a chicken meal.” They say, “Yes, yes, but it’s all Chinese food.” That’s the way I feel about myself. I have a certain amount of obsessive themes and a certain amount of things I’m interested in and no matter how different the film is, whether it’s Small Time Crooks (2000) here or Zelig (1983) there, you find in the end that it’s Chinese food. If you’re not in the mood for my obsessions, then you may not be in the mood for my film. Now, hopefully, if I make enough films, some of them will come out fresh, but there’s no guarantee. It’s a crapshoot every time I make one. It could come out interesting or you might get the feeling that, God, I’ve heard this kvetch before–I don’t know. |
| 95 | If I write a film and there is a part in it for me–great. But if I sit down in advance and think, “I’d like to be in this film,” or “It’s been a long time since I’ve been in a film so it would be fun to do one,” then all of a sudden there’s an enormous amount of limits and compromise. I can only play a few things so that compromises the idea instantly. I think Deconstructing Harry (1997) would have been better with Dustin Hoffman or Robert De Niro, for sure. I also tried very hard to get another actor to play the part I did in The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001). I think we tried to see if Tom Hanks was available, and [Jack Nicholson]. Either they weren’t available or didn’t want to do it. So I finally played that part. And I shouldn’t have, because it wasn’t my usual kind of role, and I think that hurt the film. |
| 96 | I’ve never felt that if I waited five years between films, I’d make better ones. I just make one when I feel like making it. And it comes out to be about one a year. Some of them come out good, and some of them come out less than good. Some of them may be very good and some may be very bad. But I have no interest in an overall plan for them or anything. |
| 97 | [on 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)] It was one of the few times in my life that I realized that the artist was so much ahead of me. |
| 98 | I never had a teacher who made the least impression on me and if you ask who are my heroes, the answer is simple and truthful: George S. Kaufman and The Marx Brothers. |
| 99 | It would be a disgrace and a humiliation if Barack Obama does not win . . . It would be a terrible thing if the American public was not moved to vote for him, that they actually preferred more of the same. |
| 100 | [on directing an opera] He [Plácido Domingo] said, “What if we do the [Giacomo Puccini trilogy–it’s three one-acts that are always done together? The first two [William Friedkin] will direct. You’ll only be responsible for a one-act, a one-hour opera, and it’s funny.” You know, funny to opera people is not funny to The Marx Brothers. |
| 101 | [on directing the L.A. Opera, alongside William Friedkin] I figured, “Eh, I’ll be dead before it happens. I’m 72. I’m never going to make it to the opera.” But it came around, and next Monday, I start rehearsal. I’ll just do the best I can and then get out of town and let them tar and feather Friedkin. |
| 102 | Ireland’s one of the few places that lives up to the hype, that is as beautiful as everyone tells you it is. |
| 103 | I’ve made perfectly decent films, but not 8½ (1963), not The Seventh Seal (1957) (“The Seventh Seal”), The 400 Blows (1959) (“The 400 Blows”) or L’Avventura (1960)–ones that to me really proclaim cinema as art, on the highest level. If I was the teacher, I’d give myself a B. |
| 104 | I once thought there was a good argument between whether it’s worth it to make a film where you confront the human condition, or an escape film. You could argue that the Fred Astaire film is performing a greater service than the Bergman film, because Ingmar Bergman is dealing with a problem that you’re never going to solve. Whereas [with] Fred Astaire, you walk in off the street, and for an hour and half they’re popping champagne corks and making light banter and you get refreshed, like a lemonade. |
| 105 | Your perception of time changes as you get older, because you see how brief everything is. You see how meaningless . . . I don’t want to depress you, but it’s a meaningless little flicker. |
| 106 | I was never bothered if a film was not well received. But the converse of that is that I never get a lot of pleasure out of it if it is. So it isn’t like you can say, “He’s an uncompromising artist”. That’s not true. I’m a compromising person, definitely. It’s that I don’t get much from either side. |
| 107 | I can’t really come up with a good argument to choose life over death. Except that I’m too scared. |
| 108 | My mother always said I was a very cheerful kid until I was five years old, and then I turned gloomy. |
| 109 | [Movies are a great diversion] because it’s much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine. |
| 110 | I do feel that in everyday life people on a great spectrum get away with crime all the time, ranging from genocide to just street crime. Most crimes do go unsolved, and people commit murders and ruin other people and do the worst things in the world, and, you know, there’s no one to penalize you if you don’t have a sense of conscience about it. There is an element in life of enormous, enormous injustice that we live with all the time. It’s just an ugly-but-true fact of life. |
| 111 | [Responding to fans, skeptical of his plan to direct an opera] I have no idea what I am doing. But incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm. |
| 112 | Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. |
| 113 | 80% of success is showing up. |
| 114 | I think there is too much wrong with the world to ever get too relaxed and happy. The more natural state, and the better one, I think, is one of some anxiety and tension over man’s plight in this mysterious universe. |
| 115 | I wasn’t away. And I’m not back. Match Point (2005) was a film about luck, and it was a very lucky film for me. I did it the way I do all my pictures, and it just worked. I needed a rainy day, I got a rainy day. I needed sun, I got sun. Kate Winslet dropped out at the last moment because she wanted to be with her family, and Scarlett Johansson was available on two days’ notice. It’s like I couldn’t ruin this picture no matter how hard I tried. |
| 116 | I never wanted movies to be an end. I wanted them to be a means so that I could have a decent life — meet attractive women, go out on dates, live decently. Not opulently, but with some security. I feel the same way now. A guy like Steven Spielberg will go live in the desert to make a movie, or Martin Scorsese will make a picture in India and set up camp and live there for four months. I mean, for me, if I’m not shooting in my neighborhood, it’s annoying. I have no commitment to my work in that sense. No dedication. |
| 117 | Stanley Kubrick was a great artist. I say this all the time and people think I’m being facetious. I’m not. Kubrick was a guy who obsessed over details and did 100 takes, and you know, I don’t feel that way. If I’m shooting a film and it’s 6 o’clock at night and I’ve got a take, and I think I might be able to get a better take if I stayed, but the Knicks tipoff is at 7:30, then that’s it. The crews love working on my movies because they know they’ll be home by 6. |
| 118 | For me, being famous didn’t help me that much. It helped a little. Warren Beatty once said to me many years ago, being a star is like being in a whorehouse with a credit card, and I never found that. For me, it was like being in a whorehouse with a credit card that had expired. |
| 119 | I was thrown out of NYU [New York University] for cheating on my Metaphysics final. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. |
| 120 | I’m a practicing heterosexual, although bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. |
| 121 | It’s true I had a lot of anxiety. I was afraid of the dark and suspicious of the light. |
| 122 | Organized crime in America takes in over $40 billion a year and spends very little on office supplies. |
| 123 | I don’t believe in an afterlife, although I’m bringing along a change of underwear. |
| 124 | My brain: It’s my second favorite organ. |
| 125 | Life is for the living. |
| 126 | Most of life is tragic. You’re born, you don’t know why. You’re here, you don’t know why. You go, you die. Your family dies. Your friends die. People suffer. People live in constant terror. The world is full of poverty and corruption and war and Nazis and tsunamis. The net result, the final count is, you lose–you don’t beat the house. |
| 127 | Man was made in God’s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses? |
| 128 | I always think it is a mistake to try and be young, because I feel the young people in the United States have not distinguished themselves. The young audience in the United States have not proven to me that they like good movies or good theatre. The films that are made for young people are not wonderful films, they are not thoughtful. They are these blockbusters with special effects. The comedies are dumb, full of toilet jokes, not sophisticated at all. And these are the things the young people embrace. I do not idolize the young. |
| 129 | With my complexion I don’t tan, I stroke. |
| 130 | [on shooting in London, 2004] In the United States things have changed a lot, and it’s hard to make good small films now. There was a time in the 1950s when I wanted to be a playwright, because until that time movies, which mostly came out of Hollywood, were stupid and not interesting. Then we started to get wonderful European films, and American films started to grow up a little bit, and the industry became more fun to work in than the theatre. I loved it. But now it’s taken a turn in the other direction and studios are back in command and are not that interested in pictures that make only a little bit of money. When I was younger, every week we’d get a Federico Fellini or an Ingmar Bergman or a Jean-Luc Godard or François Truffaut, but now you almost never get any of that. Filmmakers like myself have a hard time. The avaricious studios couldn’t care less about good films – if they get a good film they’re twice as happy, but money-making films are their goal. They only want these $100-million pictures that make $500 million. That’s why I’m happy to work in London, because I’m right back in the same kind of liberal creative attitude that I’m used to. |
| 131 | When I was in my early 20s, I knew a man–who has since died–who was older than me and also very crazy. He’d been in a straitjacket and institutionalized, and I found him very brilliant. When I would speak to him about writing, about life, art, women, he was very, very cogent–but he couldn’t lead his own life, he just couldn’t manage. |
| 132 | I know it sounds horrible, but winning that Oscar for Annie Hall (1977) didn’t mean anything to me. |
| 133 | I took a speed reading course and read “War and Peace” in 20 minutes. It involves Russia |
| 134 | [on the Academy Awards circa 1978] They’re political and bought and negotiated for–although many worthy people have deservedly won–and the whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don’t. |
| 135 | Of course, I would love everybody to see my films. But I don’t care enough ever to do anything about it. I would never change a word or make a movie that I thought they would like. I really don’t care if they come or not. If they don’t want to come, then they don’t; if they do come, then great. Do I want to do what I do uncompromisingly, and would I love it if a big audience came? Yes, that would be very nice. I’ve never done anything to attract an audience, though I always get accused of it over the years. |
| 136 | The sensibility of the filmmaker infuses the project so people see a picture like Annie Hall (1977) and everyone thinks it’s so autobiographical. But I was not from Coney Island, I was not born under a Ferris wheel, my father never worked at a place that had bumper cars, that’s not how I met Diane Keaton, and that’s not how we broke up. Of course, there’s that character who’s always beleaguered and harassed. Certain things are autobiographical, certain feelings, even occasionally an incident, but overwhelmingly they’re totally made up, completely fabricated. |
| 137 | I can bring stars, I’ve worked with terrific cameramen, but people still have a better chance of making their [$150-million] films because they’re not interested in the kind of profits I can bring if I’m profitable. |
| 138 | The biggest flaw in being self-taught is there are gaps. You self-teach yourself something and you think you know something fairly well, but then there are gaps a university teacher would have taught you as part of a mandatory program. I would probably have been better off if I’d got a better general education, but I was just so bored. |
| 139 | I was just a poor student. I had no interest in it. When I make a film the tacit contract with the audience is that I will give them some entertainment and not bore them. I have to do that. I just lay a message on them. Great filmmakers, like Ingmar Bergman or Akira Kurosawa or Federico Fellini, they’re very entertaining, their films are fun. Well, in college they never made it entertaining for me, they just bored me stiff. |
| 140 | When I was a kid, movies from Hollywood seemed very glamorous, but when you look back at them as a young man, you can see out of the thousands of films that came out of Hollywood there were really very few good ones statistically, and those few that were good were made in spite of the studios. I saw European films as a young man and they were very much better. There’s no comparison. |
| 141 | I had a line in one of my movies–“Everyone knows the same truth”. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it. One person will distort it with a kind of wishful thinking like religion, someone else will distort it by thinking political solutions are going to do something, someone else will think a life of sensuality is going to do it, someone else will think art transcends. Art for me has always been the Catholicism of the intellectuals. There is no afterlife for the Catholics really, and there’s no afterlife for the arts. “Your painting lived on after you”–well, that doesn’t really do it. That’s not what you want. Even if your painting does have some longevity, eventually that’s going to go. There won’t be any works of William Shakespeare or Ludwig van Beethoven, or any theatre to see them in, or air or light. I’ve always felt you’ve got to live your life within the context of this worst-case scenario. Which is true; the worst-case scenario is here. |
| 142 | Hollywood for the most part aimed at the lowest common denominator. It’s conceived in venality, it’s motivated by pandering to the public, by making a lot of money. People like Ingmar Bergman thought about life, and they had feelings, and they wanted to dramatize them and engage one in a dialogue. I felt I couldn’t easily be engaged by the nonsense that came out of Hollywood. |
| 143 | The directors that have personal, emotional feelings for me are Ingmar Bergman and Federico Fellini, and I’m sure there has been some influence but never a direct one. I never set out to try and do anything like them. But, you know, when you listen to a jazz musician like Charlie Parker for years and you love it, then you start to play an instrument, you automatically play like that at first, then you branch off with your own things. The influence is there, it’s in your blood. |
| 144 | There was no ripple professionally for me at all when I was in the papers with my custody stuff. I made my films, I worked in the streets of New York, I played jazz every Monday night, I put a play on. Everything professionally went just the same. There were no repercussions. There was white-hot interest for a while, like with all things like that, and then it became uninteresting to people. |
| 145 | [on being nominated for an Oscar for Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)] You have to be sure to keep it very much in perspective. You think it’s nice at the time because it means more money for your film, but as soon as you let yourself start thinking that way, something happens to the quality of the work. |
| 146 | [on the Academy Awards circa 1978] I have no regard for that kind of ceremony. I just don’t think they know what they’re doing. When you see who wins those things–or who doesn’t win them–you can see how meaningless this Oscar thing is. |
| 147 | [about the audience] I never write down to them. I always assume that they’re all as smart as I am . . . if not smarter. |
| 148 | [on why he never watches his own movies] I think I would hate them. |
| 149 | My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. |
| 150 | Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once. |
| 151 | If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. |
| 152 | To you, I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition. |
| 153 | If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever. |
| 154 | Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. |
| 155 | Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people–and kill them. |
| 156 | The two biggest myths about me are that I’m an intellectual, because I wear these glasses, and that I’m an artist because my films lose money. Those two myths have been prevalent for many years. |
| 157 | My relationship with Hollywood isn’t love-hate, it’s love-contempt. I’ve never had to suffer any of the indignities that one associates with the studio system. I’ve always been independent in New York by sheer good luck. But I have an affection for Hollywood because I’ve had so much pleasure from films that have come out of there. Not a whole lot of them, but a certain amount of them have been very meaningful to me. |
| 158 | For some reason I’m more appreciated in France than I am back home. The subtitles must be incredibly good. |
| 159 | If my film makes one more person miserable, I’ll feel I’ve done my job. |
| 160 | [at the Academy Awards in 2002, explaining why he was the one introducing a montage of New York movies] And I said, “You know, God, you can do much better than me. You know, you might want to get Martin Scorsese, or, or Mike Nichols, or Spike Lee, or Sidney Lumet . . . ” I kept naming names, you know, and um, I said, “Look, I’ve given you 15 names of guys who are more talented than I am, and, and smarter and classier” . . . “And they said, “Yes, but they weren’t available.” |
| 161 | Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all. |
| 162 | I do the movies just for myself like an institutionalized person who basket-weaves. Busy fingers are happy fingers. I don’t care about the films. I don’t care if they’re flushed down the toilet after I die. |
| 163 | Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. |
| 164 | There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? |
| 165 | Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs. |
| 166 | [on films] I can’t imagine that the business should be run any other way than that the director has complete control of his films. My situation may be unique, but that doesn’t speak well for the business–it shouldn’t be unique, because the director is the one who has the vision and he’s the one who should put that vision onto film. |
| 167 | [asked if he liked the idea of living on on the silver screen] I’d rather live on in my apartment. |
| 168 | On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. |
| 169 | [in 1977] This year I’m a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole? |
| 170 | I’m not afraid of dying . . . I just don’t want to be there when it happens. |
| 171 | I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying. |
| Fact | |
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| 1 | He has directed Steven Randazzo in four films: Husbands and Wives (1992), Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993), Mighty Aphrodite (1995) and Celebrity (1998). |
| 2 | He has directed Kenneth Edelson in 18 films: Alice (1990), Husbands and Wives (1992), Mighty Aphrodite (1995), Deconstructing Harry (1997), Celebrity (1998), Sweet and Lowdown (1999), Small Time Crooks (2000), The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001), Hollywood Ending (2002), Anything Else (2003), Melinda and Melinda (2004), Cassandra’s Dream (2007), Whatever Works (2009), Midnight in Paris (2011), Blue Jasmine (2013), Magic in the Moonlight (2014), Irrational Man (2015) and Café Society (2016). The only actor to appear in more Allen films is Allen himself (30). |
| 3 | He has directed Marvin Chatinover in four films: Zelig (1983), New York Stories (1989), Deconstructing Harry (1997) and Small Time Crooks (2000). |
| 4 | He has directed Ralph Pope in four films: Deconstructing Harry (1997), Celebrity (1998), Sweet and Lowdown (1999) and Anything Else (2003). |
| 5 | He considers Match Point (2005) to be his best film. |
| 6 | The chaotic production of Casino Royale (1967) is what inspired him to begin directing and have more control over his films. |
| 7 | He has directed Dan Moran in five films: Mighty Aphrodite (1995), Deconstructing Harry (1997), Celebrity (1998), Sweet and Lowdown (1999) and The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001). |
| 8 | From 1976 to 1984, he was the main character of the popular comic strip “Inside Woody Allen”, written and drawn by Stu Hample. |
| 9 | He wrote seven of the Writers Guild of America’s 2016 list of 101 Funniest Screenplays: Annie Hall (1977) at #1, Sleeper (1973) at #60, Bananas (1971) at #69, Take the Money and Run (1969) at #76, Love and Death (1975) at #78, Manhattan (1979) at #81, and Broadway Danny Rose (1984) at #92. |
| 10 | He has directed Stephanie Roth Haberle in four films: Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989), Deconstructing Harry (1997), Hollywood Ending (2002) and Melinda and Melinda (2004). |
| 11 | He has directed Peter McRobbie in eight films: Zelig (1983), The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985), Shadows and Fog (1991), Bullets Over Broadway (1994), Mighty Aphrodite (1995), Deconstructing Harry (1997), Celebrity (1998) and Small Time Crooks (2000). |
| 12 | At one point in his career he was writing jokes for gossip columnist Earl Wilson. |
| 13 | He has directed David Ogden Stiers in five films: Another Woman (1988), Shadows and Fog (1991), Mighty Aphrodite (1995), Everyone Says I Love You (1996) and The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001). |
| 14 | He has directed Tony Sirico in six films: Bullets Over Broadway (1994), Mighty Aphrodite (1995), Everyone Says I Love You (1996), Deconstructing Harry (1997), Celebrity (1998) and Café Society (2016). |
| 15 | He has directed Judy Davis in five films: Alice (1990), Husbands and Wives (1992), Deconstructing Harry (1997), Celebrity (1998) and To Rome with Love (2012). |
| 16 | Since the release of Annie Hall (1977), he has written and directed at least one film every year except for 1981. |
| 17 | He played Caroline Aaron’s brother in both Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) and Deconstructing Harry (1997). |
| 18 | In May 2016 at the Cannes Film Festival Opening Night screening of Café Society (2016), master of ceremonies Laurent Lafitte shocked the audience when he said to Allen, “It’s very nice that you’ve been shooting so many movies in Europe, even if you are not being convicted for rape in the U.S.” The “joke” did not go over well with the audience. |
| 19 | He has directed Fred Melamed in seven films: Hannah and Her Sisters (1986), Radio Days (1987), Another Woman (1988), Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989), Shadows and Fog (1991), Husbands and Wives (1992) and Hollywood Ending (2002). |
| 20 | He is exactly ten years older than his Scenes from a Mall (1991) co-star Bette Midler: Allen was born on December 1, 1935 while Midler was born on December 1, 1945. |
| 21 | He was played by Dennis Boutsikaris in Love and Betrayal: The Mia Farrow Story (1995). |
| 22 | He directed Ira Wheeler in ten films: Hannah and Her Sisters (1986), Radio Days (1987), September (1987), New York Stories (1989), Alice (1990), Shadows and Fog (1991), Husbands and Wives (1992), Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993), Small Time Crooks (2000) and The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001). |
| 23 | He directed his second wife Louise Lasser in five films: What’s Up, Tiger Lily? (1966), Take the Money and Run (1969), Bananas (1971), Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972) and Stardust Memories (1980). Only the first two were made during their marriage. |
| 24 | Along with Orson Welles, Laurence Olivier, Warren Beatty, Kenneth Branagh, Clint Eastwood and Roberto Benigni, he is one of only seven men to receive Academy Award nominations for both Best Actor and Best Director for the same film: Welles for Citizen Kane (1941), Olivier for Hamlet (1948), Allen for Annie Hall (1977), Beatty for both Heaven Can Wait (1978) and Reds (1981), Branagh for Henry V (1989), Eastwood for Unforgiven (1992) and Benigni for Life Is Beautiful (1997). |
| 25 | Stanley Kubrick considered casting him in Sydney Pollack’s part in Eyes Wide Shut (1999). |
| 26 | He considers Goodfellas (1990) to be a great American movie. |
| 27 | He has directed Sam Waterston in four films: Interiors (1978), Hannah and Her Sisters (1986), September (1987) and Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989). |
| 28 | He has directed Dianne Wiest in five films: The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985), Hannah and Her Sisters (1986), Radio Days (1987), September (1987) and Bullets Over Broadway (1994). |
| 29 | He has directed Diane Keaton in seven films: Sleeper (1973), Love and Death (1975), Annie Hall (1977), Interiors (1978), Manhattan (1979), Radio Days (1987) and Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993). |
| 30 | He directed his then girlfriend Mia Farrow in thirteen films: A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy (1982), Zelig (1983), Broadway Danny Rose (1984), The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985), Hannah and Her Sisters (1986), Radio Days (1987), September (1987), Another Woman (1988), New York Stories (1989), Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989), Alice (1990), Shadows and Fog (1991) and Husbands and Wives (1992). |
| 31 | In a July 2014 interview, he revealed that one of his few dream projects would be a biopic of Sidney Bechet. |
| 32 | As of 2014, has written three films that were nominated for the Best Picture Oscar: Annie Hall (1977), Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) and Midnight in Paris (2011). Of those, Annie Hall (1977) is a winner in the category and all the three scripts are winners in the Best Original Screenplay category. |
| 33 | He would offer the part to actors he admires by sending them a letter and asking politely if they are interested in being in one of his movies. |
| 34 | Claims he watches TV only before bed or when he’s exercising. |
| 35 | Responded to renewed allegations of child abuse by his estranged and grown daughter Dylan O’Sullivan Farrow by writing an op-ed to the New York Times published Feb 7, 2014 which he concluded by declaring it would be the last time he would ever comment on the matter. |
| 36 | Despite having the most nominations for ”Best Original Screenplay”, he almost never attends the Academy Awards. |
| 37 | Many big-name actors are so eager to work with him that they usually work for a fraction of their usual salaries. |
| 38 | He worked with Peter Sellers, Peter O’Toole, Ursula Andress and Burt Bacharach on both What’s New Pussycat (1965) and Casino Royale (1967). |
| 39 | In 1968 he was interviewed in “The Great Comedians Talk About Comedy’ by Larry Wilde. |
| 40 | In December 2007 he made a European concert tour (Brussels, Luxembourg, Vienna, Paris, Budapest, Athens, Lisbon, Barcelona, San Sebastian, La Coruna) with the Eddie Davis New Orleans Jazz Band. |
| 41 | Since October 2005 he plays clarinet every Monday night at the Café Carlyle in Manhattan. |
| 42 | Every film directed by Allen since Love and Death (1975) through Café Society (2016), was cast by longtime friend and New York casting director Juliet Taylor. |
| 43 | His top ten films of all time are: La Grande Illusion (1937), Citizen Kane (1941), Bicycle Thieves (1948), Rashômon (1950), The Seventh Seal (1957), Paths of Glory (1957), The 400 Blows (1959), 8½ (1963), The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (1972) and Amarcord (1973). |
| 44 | Is not a member of AMPAS. |
| 45 | The oldest Academy Award winner for Best Original Screenplay (aged 76 in 2012 for Midnight in Paris (2011)). |
| 46 | In the early 1960s he did stand-up comedy at Enrico’s Café in San Francisco. |
| 47 | Match Point (2005) was his first film to make money in seven years. |
| 48 | As an homage to Gordon Willis, his long-time friend and cinematographer, he includes a scene where you hear the actors talking outside the shot. Willis encouraged him to do this when they were shooting Annie Hall (1977). |
| 49 | Plays his clarinet at a jazz club where the house rule is that he cannot be addressed by any member of the audience. If someone does speak to him, they are automatically ejected from the club. |
| 50 | Profiled in “American Classic Screen Interviews” (Scarecrow Press). |
| 51 | He directed, wrote and starred in five of the American Film Institute’s 100 Funniest Movies: Annie Hall (1977) at #4, Manhattan (1979) at #46, Take the Money and Run (1969) at #66, Bananas (1971) at #69 and Sleeper (1973) at #80. |
| 52 | Writes his scripts on a typewriter. He does not own a personal computer, and has his e-mail account managed by assistants. |
| 53 | Manages his one-film-per-year schedule by setting strict budgets. Actors–famous or otherwise–receive the same salary. |
| 54 | Although he was granted visitation rights for his son Ronan Farrow, after a custody battle with Mia Farrow, their relationship is estranged (similar to his other children with Farrow, Moses and Dylan O’Sullivan Farrow). Ronan stated that he cannot have a morally consistent relationship with a man who is his father and his brother-in-law. |
| 55 | His and Mia Farrow’s 12-year relationship ended in a custody battle over their three children in which she accused him of sexually molesting their daughter Dylan O’Sullivan Farrow, though the judge dismissed the claims because they were not substantiated. Farrow ultimately won custody of the children. Allen was denied visitation rights with Dylan O’Sullivan Farrow and could only see his biological son, Ronan Farrow, under supervision. Moses Farrow chose not to see his father. |
| 56 | According to Eric Lax’s book, Allen’s favorites of his films are (in order): Match Point (2005), The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985), Stardust Memories (1980), Broadway Danny Rose (1984), and Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993). |
| 57 | Although depicting himself as a nerd in his movies, he was a popular student and an adept baseball and basketball player in high school. |
| 58 | In 2002 a life-size statue of him was erected in Oviedo, Spain. |
| 59 | After dropping out of New York University, where he studied communication and film, he attended City College of New York. |
| 60 | His variety of neuroses include: arachnophobia (spiders), entomophobia (insects), heliophobia (sunshine), cynophobia (dogs), altophobia (heights), demophobia (crowds), carcinophobia (cancer), thanatophobia (death), misophobia (germs). He admits to being terrified of hotel bathrooms. |
| 61 | In June 2007 he was awarded an honorary doctorate degree by Pompeu Fabra University in Barcelona, Spain. |
| 62 | Is a vegetarian. |
| 63 | Was set to reprise his voice role in Antz (1998) for a planned direct-to-video “Antz 2” but the project never got off the ground. |
| 64 | Was originally attached to co-star with Jim Carrey in The Farrelly Brothers comedy Stuck on You (2003), but decided to pass on the idea. |
| 65 | Distant cousin of Abe Burrows. |
| 66 | Stated in an interview that he was “not interested in all that extra stuff on DVDs” and that he hopes his films would speak for themselves. Allen has never recorded an audio commentary or even so much has been interviewed for a DVD of any films with which he had been involved. |
| 67 | Wrote What’s Up, Tiger Lily? (1966), Take the Money and Run (1969) and Bananas (1971) with his childhood friend and first writing partner, Mickey Rose. Rose also co-wrote on all of Allen’s earlier comedy albums and had a big hand in writing the famous “Moose” sketch. |
| 68 | His godson Quincy Rose is also a successful writer and actor. |
| 69 | Five actresses have won Academy Awards for his films: Diane Keaton won Best Actress for Annie Hall (1977), Dianne Wiest won Best Supporting Actress for both Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) and Bullets Over Broadway (1994). Mira Sorvino won Best Supporting Actress for Mighty Aphrodite (1995), Penélope Cruz won Best Supporting Actress for Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) and Cate Blanchett won Best Actress for Blue Jasmine (2013). |
| 70 | In December 2005 he told a reporter that he has earned more money from two real estate transactions than he has from all of his movies combined–he sold his long-held Fifth Avenue penthouse (which he had purchased for $600,000) for a profit of $17 million and a renovated townhouse for a profit of some $7 million. |
| 71 | Got hooked on movies when he was three years old when his mother took him him to see Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937). From that day, he said, theaters became his second home. |
| 72 | As a boy growing up in Brooklyn, he spent most of his time alone in his room practicing magic tricks or his clarinet. |
| 73 | Does not allow his films to be edited for airlines and television broadcasts. |
| 74 | Married to Mia Farrow’s adopted daughter Soon-Yi Previn, from her second marriage with André Previn. |
| 75 | According to Mia Farrow’s biography, “What Falls Away”, Frank Sinatra offered to have Allen’s legs broken when he was found to be having an affair with her adopted daughter, Soon-Yi Previn. |
| 76 | He has only directed one film in which both of his longtime companions Diane Keaton and Mia Farrow appear: Radio Days (1987). |
| 77 | In 2005 he was ranked #10 in Empire (UK) magazine’s Greatest Directors Ever! poll. |
| 78 | Is a fan of Uruguayan musician Alfredo Zitarrosa. |
| 79 | Directed 17 different actors in Oscar-nominated performances: Diane Keaton, Geraldine Page, Maureen Stapleton, Mariel Hemingway, Michael Caine, Dianne Wiest (twice), Martin Landau, Judy Davis, Chazz Palminteri, Jennifer Tilly, Mira Sorvino, Sean Penn, Samantha Morton, Penélope Cruz, Cate Blanchett, Sally Hawkins and himself. Keaton, Caine, Wiest (both times), Sorvino, Cruz, and Blanchett won Oscars for their performances in one of his movies. |
| 80 | Although he is barely interested in awards, he’s one of the Academy’s favorites–his 16 Oscar Nominations for Best Original Screenplay as of 2014 are a record for that category. This puts him ahead of Billy Wilder, who had 19 combined Oscar nominations for Writing and Directing. With 24 nominations in the combination of the top-three categories–acting, directing and writing–he holds the record there as well. |
| 81 | Longtime fan and season ticket holder of the NBA’s New York Knicks. |
| 82 | Woody’s paternal grandparents, Isaac Koenigsberg and Jennie Copplin, were Russian Jewish immigrants. Woody’s maternal grandparents, Leon Cherry and Sarah Hoff, were Austrian Jewish immigrants. |
| 83 | His biological son Ronan Farrow graduated from college at 15 and was accepted into Yale Law School. |
| 84 | Ranked #4 in Comedy Central’s 100 Greatest Stand-Up Comedians of All Time. |
| 85 | Has a look-alike puppet in the French show Les guignols de l’info (1988). |
| 86 | Biography in: John Wakeman, editor. “World Film Directors, Volume Two, 1945-1985.” Pages 20-29. New York: The H.W. Wilson Company, 1988. |
| 87 | Has been nominated or won 136 awards, more than Charles Chaplin, Buster Keaton, and Harold Lloyd combined. |
| 88 | Was voted the 19th greatest director of all time by Entertainment Weekly. |
| 89 | Son of bookkeeper Martin Konigsberg (December 25, 1900-January 13, 2001) and his wife Nettie Konigsberg (November 8, 1906-January 27, 2002). |
| 90 | Graduated from Midwood High School at Brooklyn College. |
| 91 | Legally changed his name to Heywood Allen. Goes by “Woody” in honor of Woody Herman. |
| 92 | In addition to being a comedian, musician and filmmaker, he is also a respected playwright. |
| 93 | After completing his first musical, Everyone Says I Love You (1996), he stated that he’d like to do another in the future with an all-original score. Since making that statement, however, nothing has yet materialized. |
| 94 | He has more Academy Award nominations (16) for writing than anyone else, all of them are in the Written Directly for the Screen category. |
| 95 | In 2002 he attended the Cannes Film Festival for the first time to receive the Palm of Palms award for lifetime achievement. |
| 96 | Wrote the concept for the film Hollywood Ending (2002) on the back of a matchbook. Years later, he found the matchbook with the notes for the film on it and made the film. |
| 97 | In 2002 he made his first appearance at the Oscars in Hollywood to make a plea for producers to continue filming their movies in New York after the 9/11 tragedy. |
| 98 | Despite the advancement of sound technology, all of his films are mixed and released in monaural sound, although later ones have a mono Dolby Digital mix. |
| 99 | Born at 10:55 PM EST. |
| 100 | Accused British interviewer Michael Parkinson of having a morbid interest in his private life and rejected questions about the custody battle for his children during his appearance on the BBC’s Parkinson (1971) in 1999. |
| 101 | One of the most prolific American directors of his generation, he has written, directed and–more often than not–starred in a film just about every year since 1969. |
| 102 | Among his biggest idols are Ingmar Bergman, Groucho Marx, Federico Fellini, Cole Porter and Anton Chekhov. |
| 103 | Was once invited to appear with the Royal Shakespeare Company. |
| 104 | Older brother of Letty Aronson. |
| 105 | In February 2000 he adopted his second daughter Manzie Tio Allen, named after Manzie Johnson, a drummer with Sidney Bechet’s band, after she had been born in Texas. |
| 106 | He loves Venice, and helped to raise funds to rebuild the Venetian theater La Fenice, which was destroyed by a fire. |
| 107 | Suspended from New York University. |
| 108 | He and former lover Mia Farrow had three children: Moses Farrow (adopted son, aka Misha), Dylan O’Sullivan Farrow (adopted daughter, aka Mallone), and Satchel “Ronan” Farrow, born on Dec. 19, 1987. |
| 109 | Refuses to watch any of his movies once released. |
| 110 | Speaks French. |
| 111 | In October 1997 he was ranked #43 in Empire (UK) magazine’s Top 100 Movie Stars of All Time list. |
| 112 | His adopted daughter Bechet Dumaine, named after Sidney Bechet, was born in December 1998. |
Writer
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Untitled Woody Allen Project | 2018 | announced | |
| Wonder Wheel | 2017 | completed | |
| Crisis in Six Scenes | 2016 | TV Series written by – 6 episodes | |
| Café Society | 2016 | written by | |
| Irrational Man | 2015 | written by | |
| Magic in the Moonlight | 2014 | written by | |
| Blue Jasmine | 2013 | written by | |
| To Rome with Love | 2012 | written by | |
| Midnight in Paris | 2011 | written by | |
| You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger | 2010 | written by | |
| Sdelka | 2009 | Short play | |
| Whatever Works | 2009 | written by | |
| Vicky Cristina Barcelona | 2008 | written by | |
| Cassandra’s Dream | 2007 | written by | |
| Scoop | 2006 | written by | |
| Match Point | 2005 | written by | |
| Melinda and Melinda | 2004 | written by | |
| Anything Else | 2003 | written by | |
| Hollywood Ending | 2002 | written by | |
| Sounds from a Town I Love | 2001 | TV Short | |
| The Curse of the Jade Scorpion | 2001 | written by | |
| Small Time Crooks | 2000 | written by | |
| Sweet and Lowdown | 1999 | written by | |
| Celebrity | 1998 | written by | |
| Count Mercury Goes to the Suburbs | 1997 | Short story “Count Dracula” | |
| Deconstructing Harry | 1997 | written by | |
| Everyone Says I Love You | 1996 | written by | |
| Mighty Aphrodite | 1995 | written by | |
| Une aspirine pour deux | 1995 | TV Movie play | |
| Don’t Drink the Water | 1994 | TV Movie play / teleplay | |
| Bullets Over Broadway | 1994 | written by | |
| Manhattan Murder Mystery | 1993 | written by | |
| Husbands and Wives | 1992 | written by | |
| Shadows and Fog | 1991 | written by | |
| Alice | 1990 | written by | |
| Somebody or The Rise and Fall of Philosophy | 1989 | Short story “Mr Big” | |
| Crimes and Misdemeanors | 1989 | written by | |
| New York Stories | 1989 | written by – segment “Oedipus Wrecks” | |
| Another Woman | 1988 | written by | |
| September | 1987 | written by | |
| Radio Days | 1987 | written by | |
| Hannah and Her Sisters | 1986 | written by | |
| The Purple Rose of Cairo | 1985 | written by | |
| Broadway Danny Rose | 1984 | written by | |
| Zelig | 1983 | written by | |
| A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy | 1982 | written by | |
| Le concept subtil | 1981 | Short story “Mr Big” | |
| Stardust Memories | 1980 | written by | |
| Manhattan | 1979 | written by | |
| Interiors | 1978 | written by | |
| Annie Hall | 1977 | written by | |
| Love and Death | 1975 | written by | |
| Sleeper | 1973 | written by | |
| Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask | 1972 | written for the screen by | |
| Play It Again, Sam | 1972 | based on the play by / screenplay | |
| Men of Crisis: The Harvey Wallinger Story | 1971 | TV Short | |
| Bananas | 1971 | written by | |
| Pussycat, Pussycat, I Love You | 1970 | screenplay “What’s New, Pussycat?” | |
| Don’t Drink the Water | 1969 | based on the play by | |
| The Woody Allen Special | 1969 | TV Special documentary writer | |
| Take the Money and Run | 1969 | original screenplay | |
| The Kraft Music Hall | 1967 | TV Series Woody Allen’s material – 1 episode | |
| Casino Royale | 1967 | uncredited | |
| The World: Color It Happy | 1967 | TV Movie written by | |
| What’s Up, Tiger Lily? | 1966 | ||
| Gene Kelly in New York, New York | 1966 | TV Movie | |
| What’s New Pussycat | 1965 | original screenplay | |
| The Sid Caesar Show | 1963 | TV Series uncredited | |
| The Laughmakers | 1962 | TV Short | |
| The Garry Moore Show | 1961 | TV Series 2 episodes | |
| Candid Camera | 1960/I | TV Series | |
| General Electric Theater | 1960 | TV Series 1 episode | |
| Hooray for Love | 1960 | TV Movie | |
| At the Movies | 1959 | TV Movie | |
| The Sid Caesar Show | 1958 | TV Movie writer | |
| Stanley | 1956 | TV Series | |
| The Colgate Comedy Hour | 1950 | TV Series uncredited |
Director
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Irrational Man | 2015 | ||
| Magic in the Moonlight | 2014 | ||
| Blue Jasmine | 2013 | ||
| To Rome with Love | 2012 | ||
| Midnight in Paris | 2011 | ||
| You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger | 2010 | ||
| Whatever Works | 2009 | ||
| Vicky Cristina Barcelona | 2008 | ||
| Cassandra’s Dream | 2007 | ||
| Scoop | 2006 | ||
| Match Point | 2005 | ||
| Melinda and Melinda | 2004 | ||
| Anything Else | 2003 | ||
| Hollywood Ending | 2002 | ||
| Sounds from a Town I Love | 2001 | TV Short | |
| The Concert for New York City | 2001 | TV Special documentary segment “Sounds from the Town I Love” | |
| The Curse of the Jade Scorpion | 2001 | ||
| Small Time Crooks | 2000 | ||
| Sweet and Lowdown | 1999 | ||
| Celebrity | 1998 | ||
| Deconstructing Harry | 1997 | ||
| Everyone Says I Love You | 1996 | ||
| Mighty Aphrodite | 1995 | ||
| Don’t Drink the Water | 1994 | TV Movie | |
| Bullets Over Broadway | 1994 | ||
| Manhattan Murder Mystery | 1993 | ||
| Husbands and Wives | 1992 | ||
| Shadows and Fog | 1991 | ||
| Alice | 1990 | ||
| Crimes and Misdemeanors | 1989 | ||
| New York Stories | 1989 | segment “Oedipus Wrecks” | |
| Another Woman | 1988 | ||
| September | 1987 | ||
| Radio Days | 1987 | ||
| Hannah and Her Sisters | 1986 | ||
| The Purple Rose of Cairo | 1985 | ||
| Broadway Danny Rose | 1984 | ||
| Zelig | 1983 | ||
| A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy | 1982 | ||
| Stardust Memories | 1980 | ||
| Manhattan | 1979 | ||
| Interiors | 1978 | ||
| Annie Hall | 1977 | ||
| Love and Death | 1975 | ||
| Sleeper | 1973 | ||
| Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask | 1972 | ||
| Men of Crisis: The Harvey Wallinger Story | 1971 | TV Short | |
| Bananas | 1971 | ||
| Take the Money and Run | 1969 | ||
| What’s Up, Tiger Lily? | 1966 | ||
| Untitled Woody Allen Project | 2018 | announced | |
| Wonder Wheel | 2017 | completed | |
| Crisis in Six Scenes | 2016 | TV Series 6 episodes | |
| Café Society | 2016 |
Actor
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Crisis in Six Scenes | 2016 | TV Series | Sidney J. Munsinger |
| Café Society | 2016 | Narrator (voice, uncredited) | |
| Fading Gigolo | 2013 | Murray | |
| To Rome with Love | 2012 | Jerry | |
| Paris-Manhattan | 2012 | Woody Allen (uncredited) | |
| Scoop | 2006 | Sid Waterman | |
| Anything Else | 2003 | David Dobel | |
| Last Laugh | 2003 | TV Movie | Woody Allen |
| Hollywood Ending | 2002 | Val | |
| The Curse of the Jade Scorpion | 2001 | CW Briggs | |
| Picking Up the Pieces | 2000 | Tex Cowley | |
| Small Time Crooks | 2000 | Ray | |
| Company Man | 2000 | Lowther (uncredited) | |
| Sweet and Lowdown | 1999 | Woody Allen | |
| Antz | 1998 | Z (voice) | |
| The Impostors | 1998 | Audition Director (uncredited) | |
| Deconstructing Harry | 1997 | Harry Block | |
| Everyone Says I Love You | 1996 | Joe | |
| The Sunshine Boys | 1996 | TV Movie | Al Lewis |
| Mighty Aphrodite | 1995 | Lenny | |
| Don’t Drink the Water | 1994 | TV Movie | Walter Hollander |
| Manhattan Murder Mystery | 1993 | Larry Lipton | |
| Husbands and Wives | 1992 | Gabe Roth | |
| Shadows and Fog | 1991 | Kleinman | |
| Scenes from a Mall | 1991 | Nick | |
| Crimes and Misdemeanors | 1989 | Cliff Stern | |
| New York Stories | 1989 | Sheldon (segment “Oedipus Wrecks”) | |
| King Lear | 1987 | Mr. Alien (uncredited) | |
| Radio Days | 1987 | Joe, the Narrator (voice, uncredited) | |
| Hannah and Her Sisters | 1986 | Mickey | |
| Broadway Danny Rose | 1984 | Danny Rose | |
| La rencontre | 1983 | Short | |
| Zelig | 1983 | Leonard Zelig | |
| A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy | 1982 | Andrew | |
| Stardust Memories | 1980 | Sandy Bates | |
| Manhattan | 1979 | Isaac | |
| Annie Hall | 1977 | Alvy Singer | |
| The Front | 1976 | Howard Prince | |
| Love and Death | 1975 | Boris | |
| Sleeper | 1973 | Miles Monroe | |
| Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask | 1972 | Victor Fabrizio The Fool … | |
| Play It Again, Sam | 1972 | Allan | |
| Men of Crisis: The Harvey Wallinger Story | 1971 | TV Short | Harvey Wallinger |
| Bananas | 1971 | Fielding Mellish | |
| Hot Dog | 1970 | TV Series | Regular (1970-71) |
| Take the Money and Run | 1969 | Virgil Starkwell | |
| Casino Royale | 1967 | Jimmy Bond (Dr. Noah) | |
| The World: Color It Happy | 1967 | TV Movie | |
| What’s Up, Tiger Lily? | 1966 | Woody Allen / Dub Voice / Projectionist | |
| What’s New Pussycat | 1965 | Victor |
Soundtrack
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Montreal Writer | 2002 | Documentary short “Last Night on My Back Porch” | |
| Antz | 1998 | performer: “Almost Like Being in Love” | |
| Deconstructing Harry | 1997 | performer: “When the Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbin’ Along” 1926 | |
| Everyone Says I Love You | 1996 | performer: “I’m Thru With Love” 1931 | |
| Sleeper | 1973 | performer: “Till We Meet Again” 1918 – uncredited | |
| Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask | 1972 | performer: “Red River Valley” pub. 1896 – uncredited |
Miscellaneous
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gianni Schicchi, Opera by Giacomo Puccini | 2015 | TV Movie production by | |
| The Sorrow and the Pity | 1969 | Documentary presenter – 2000 version |
Composer
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sleeper | 1973 |
Music Department
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wild Man Blues | 1997 | Documentary musician: clarinet |
Producer
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| What’s Up, Tiger Lily? | 1966 | associate producer |
Thanks
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| Teacher of the Year | 2014 | grateful thanks | |
| Edén | 2014 | special thanks | |
| A Saturday Is a Terrible Thing to Waste | 2013 | Short thanks | |
| Subaru | 2013 | Short thanks | |
| Amelia, I Love You | 2013 | Short special thanks | |
| Louis C.K. Oh My God | 2013 | TV Special documentary thank you | |
| Christ Complex | 2012 | special thanks | |
| Plus or Minus (+/-) | 2012 | Short special thanks | |
| Woody Before Allen | 2011 | Documentary short special thanks | |
| The Quincy Rose Show | 2011 | Short special thanks | |
| The Alumni Chapter | 2011 | special thanks | |
| Decathexis | 2010 | Short grateful acknowledgment | |
| Variations on a High School Romance | 2010 | inspirational thanks | |
| Explicit Ills | 2008 | special thanks | |
| Love and Mary | 2007 | special thanks | |
| Home | 2006/III | Documentary very special thanks | |
| Paris, je t’aime | 2006 | thanks | |
| Hollywood Couples | 2006 | TV Series documentary special thanks – 1 episode | |
| The Devil and Daniel Johnston | 2005 | Documentary thanks | |
| Burning Annie | 2004 | grateful acknowledgment | |
| AFI’s 100 Years… 100 Passions: America’s Greatest Love Stories | 2002 | TV Special documentary thanks | |
| The Man Who Never Had a Girlfriend | 2001 | TV Movie documentary inspired by | |
| Anita no perd el tren | 2001 | grateful acknowledgment | |
| Beyond the Mat | 1999 | Documentary personal thanks | |
| Judy Berlin | 1999 | thanks | |
| After Eight | 1998 | Short special thanks | |
| Crossing the Bridge | 1992 | thanks | |
| Ucieczka z kina ‘Wolnosc’ | 1990 | acknowledgment |
Self
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| La senda | 1994 | TV Series | Himself (1994) |
| Maury | 1993 | TV Series | Himself |
| Showbiz Today | 1992 | TV Series | Himself |
| 7 sur 7 | 1992 | TV Series | Himself |
| Mister Manhattan: Woody Allen | 1987 | TV Movie documentary | Himself – Interviewee |
| Meeting Woody Allen | 1986 | Documentary short | Himself |
| The Marx Brothers in a Nutshell | 1982 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| L’oeuvre et la vie de Woody Allen | 1982 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| HBO Boxing | 1982 | TV Series documentary | Himself – Audience Member |
| To Woody Allen from Europe with Love | 1980 | Documentary | Himself |
| Les nouveaux rendez-vous | 1980 | TV Series | Himself |
| Question de temps: Une heure avec Woody Allen | 1979 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Escenari | 1979 | TV Series | Himself |
| Bitte umblättern | 1978 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| The South Bank Show | 1978 | TV Series documentary | Himself – Interviewee |
| Hollywood’s Diamond Jubilee | 1978 | TV Special | Himself – Interview |
| Up Close | 1978 | TV Series | Himself |
| V.I.P.-Schaukel | 1977 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Arena | 1977 | TV Series documentary | Himself – Interviewee |
| Question de temps | 1977 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Making of ‘The Front’ | 1976 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson | 1963-1972 | TV Series | Himself – Guest Host / Himself – Guest / Himself – Comedian |
| The Dick Cavett Show | 1969-1972 | TV Series | Himself / Alvy Singer |
| Cinema | 1971 | TV Series documentary | Himself – Interviewee |
| The David Frost Show | 1969-1971 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Mike Douglas Show | 1964-1971 | TV Series | Himself – Director / Producer / Writer / … |
| Plimpton! Did You Hear the One About? | 1971 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Fight of the Century | 1971 | TV Movie | Himself – Audience Member |
| Hot Dog | 1970 | TV Series | Himself |
| Frost on Sunday | 1970 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Joe Namath Show | 1969 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Ed Sullivan Show | 1965-1969 | TV Series | Himself – Comedian |
| The Woody Allen Special | 1969 | TV Special documentary | Himself / Various |
| The Merv Griffin Show | 1962-1969 | TV Series | Himself / Himself – Guest |
| The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour | 1968 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Kraft Music Hall | 1967 | TV Series | Himself – Host |
| First Annual All-Star Celebrity Softball Game | 1967 | TV Special | Himself – Celebrity (as Woodie Allen) |
| The Dean Martin Show | 1967 | TV Series | Himself |
| What’s My Line? | 1963-1967 | TV Series | Himself – Guest Panelist / Himself – Mystery Guest |
| Our Place | 1967 | TV Series | Himself – Guest |
| Perry Como’s Kraft Music Hall | 1965-1967 | TV Series | Himself – Guest |
| I’ve Got a Secret | 1964-1967 | TV Series | Himself – Celebrity Guest / Himself – Panelist |
| Gypsy | 1966 | TV Series | Himself |
| Dusty | 1966 | TV Series | Himself – Special Guest |
| Hippodrome | 1966 | TV Series | Himself – Host |
| The Eamonn Andrews Show | 1964-1966 | TV Series | Himself |
| Gene Kelly in New York, New York | 1966 | TV Movie | Himself |
| The Andy Williams Show | 1965 | TV Series | Himself |
| Password All-Stars | 1965 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Best on Record | 1965 | TV Special | Himself |
| Hullabaloo | 1965 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Woody Allen Show | 1965 | TV Short | Himself |
| Candid Camera | 1964 | TV Series | Himself |
| Missing Links | 1964 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Jack Paar Program | 1962-1964 | TV Series | Himself – Comedian |
| That Was the Week That Was | 1964 | TV Series | Himself |
| The New Steve Allen Show | 1963 | TV Series | Himself / Himself – Comedian |
| The 6:25 Show | 1963 | TV Series | Himself – Performer |
| The Jack Paar Tonight Show | 1962 | TV Series | Himself – Comedian |
| The Tonight Show | 1962 | TV Series | Himself – Cmedian / Himself – Comedian |
| The Pat Boone-Chevy Showroom | 1960 | TV Series | Himself |
| Last Night at the Carlyle | 2017 | Documentary post-production | Himself |
| Días de cine | 1996-2016 | TV Series | Himself |
| WGN Morning News | 2016 | TV Series | Himself |
| Le journal du Festival | 2016 | TV Series | Himself |
| 20 heures le journal | 2012-2016 | TV Series | Himself |
| 10 Minutes in America | 2014 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| Janela Indiscreta | 2012-2014 | TV Series | Himself |
| Barcelona, la rosa de foc | 2014 | Documentary English version, voice | |
| David Blaine: Real or Magic | 2013 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Marvin Hamlisch: What He Did for Love | 2013 | Documentary | Himself |
| Trespassing Bergman | 2013 | Documentary | Himself – Interviewee |
| The Unbelievers | 2013 | Documentary | Himself |
| Con Amore: A Passion for Rome (The Making of To Rome with Love) | 2013 | Documentary short | Jerry |
| Erroll Garner: No One Can Hear You Read | 2012 | Documentary | Himself |
| Cinema 3 | 1994-2012 | TV Series | Himself |
| Casting By | 2012 | Documentary | Himself |
| Le grand journal de Canal+ | 2009-2012 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Rencontres de cinéma | 2009-2012 | TV Series | Himself |
| Namath | 2012 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Bergmans video | 2012 | TV Mini-Series documentary | Himself / Himself (2012) |
| American Masters | 2011 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Daybreak | 2011 | TV Series | Himself |
| Woody Before Allen | 2011 | Documentary short | Himself |
| Festival international de Cannes | 2010-2011 | TV Series | Himself |
| Episódio Especial | 2011 | TV Series | Himself |
| Le monde en face | 2010 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Entertainment Tonight | 2003-2010 | TV Series | Himself |
| Gomorron | 2010 | TV Series | Himself – Om You will meet a tall dark stranger |
| …Men filmen är min älskarinna | 2010 | Documentary | Himself |
| Chwilami zycie bywa znosne… | 2010 | Documentary | Himself |
| Access Hollywood | 2008-2009 | TV Series | Himself |
| Vittorio D. | 2009 | Documentary | Himself |
| Top star magazín | 2009 | TV Series | Himself |
| At the Movies | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| Música de cine | 2008 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Resumen – 56º Festival internacional de cine de San Sebastián | 2008 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Èxit | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| Silenci? | 2003-2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| El club | 2008 | TV Series | Himself – Interviewee |
| Ceremonia de inauguración – 56º Festival internacional de cine de San Sebastián | 2008 | TV Movie | Himself |
| Seitenblicke | 2008 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Los 40 del Príncipe | 2008 | TV Special | Himself |
| Speechless | 2008 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Sophia: Ieri, oggi, domani | 2007 | Documentary | Himself |
| To My Great Chagrin: The Unbelievable Story of Brother Theodore | 2007 | Documentary | Himself |
| Glass: A Portrait of Philip in Twelve Parts | 2007 | Documentary | Himself |
| La nit al dia | 2007 | TV Series | Himself |
| Home | 2006/III | Documentary | Himself (uncredited) |
| XX premios Goya | 2006 | TV Special | Himself – Winner: Best European Film (Taped) |
| Film ’72 | 1978-2006 | TV Series | Himself – Interviewee / Himself |
| Sigmund Freud – Auf den Spuren des berühmten Psychoanalytikers | 2005 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Sunday AM | 2005 | TV Series | Himself |
| Corazón de… | 2005 | TV Series | Himself |
| Filmmakers in Action | 2005 | Documentary | Himself |
| The Ballad of Greenwich Village | 2005 | Documentary | Himself |
| Cineastas contra magnates | 2005 | Documentary | Himself |
| The Outsider | 2005 | Documentary | Himself |
| The Culture Show | 2005 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Estravagario | 2004 | TV Series | Himself |
| Ceremonia de apertura del festival de cine de San Sebastián | 2004 | TV Movie | Himself – Honoree |
| François Truffaut, une autobiographie | 2004 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Je t’aime… moi non plus: Artistes et critiques | 2004 | Documentary | Himself |
| Sid Caesar Collection: Buried Treasures – Shining Stars | 2003 | Video | Himself |
| Sid Caesar Collection: Buried Treasures – The Impact of Sid Caesar | 2003 | Video | Himself |
| Sid Caesar Collection: Buried Treasures – The Legend of Sid Caesar | 2003 | Video | Himself |
| Charlie: The Life and Art of Charles Chaplin | 2003 | Documentary | Himself – Director / Writer / Actor |
| 100 Years of Hope and Humor | 2003 | TV Special | Himself |
| Biography | 1996-2003 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Die Harald Schmidt Show | 2002 | TV Series | Himself |
| Campus, le magazine de l’écrit | 2001-2002 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Woody Allen: A Life in Film | 2002 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Estudio de actores | 2002 | TV Series | Himself |
| The 74th Annual Academy Awards | 2002 | TV Special | Himself – Presenter: New York Tribute |
| The Magic of Fellini | 2002 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Hail Sid Caesar! The Golden Age of Comedy | 2001 | Documentary | Himself |
| The Sid Caesar Collection: The Fan Favorites – The Dream Team of Comedy | 2001 | Video documentary | Himself |
| All About Desire: The Passionate Cinema of Pedro Almodovar | 2001 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Continuarà… | 1997-2001 | TV Series | Himself |
| El informal | 2001 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Sid Caesar Collection: The Fan Favorites – Love & Laughter | 2001 | Video documentary | Himself |
| The Sid Caesar Collection: The Fan Favorites – The Professor and Other Clowns | 2001 | Video documentary | Himself |
| HARDtalk | 2001 | TV Series | Himself |
| Caiga quien caiga | 2001 | TV Series | Himself |
| Hollywood Profile | 2001 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Stanley Kubrick: A Life in Pictures | 2001 | Documentary | Himself |
| The Sid Caesar Collection: Creating the Comedy | 2000 | Video documentary | Himself |
| The Sid Caesar Collection: Inside the Writer’s Room | 2000 | Video documentary | Himself |
| The Sid Caesar Collection: The Magic of Live TV | 2000 | Video documentary | Himself |
| Waiting for Woody | 2000 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Thé ou café | 2000 | TV Series | Himself |
| Scene by Scene | 2000 | TV Series | Himself – Interviewee |
| Buñuel en Hollywood | 2000 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Ljuset håller mig sällskap | 2000 | Documentary | Himself – Interviewee |
| Àgora | 1999 | TV Series | Himself |
| Howard Cosell: Telling It Like It Is | 1999 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Parkinson | 1999 | TV Series | Himself – Guest |
| Vivement dimanche | 1999 | TV Series | Himself |
| NY TV: By the People Who Made It – Part I & II | 1998 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Sugar Ray Robinson: The Bright Lights and Dark Shadows of a Champion | 1998 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| AFI’s 100 Years… 100 Movies: The Antiheroes | 1998 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| AFI’s 100 Years… 100 Movies: In Search of | 1998 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| AFI’s 100 Years… 100 Movies: America’s Greatest Movies | 1998 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| Les enfants de la télé | 1998 | TV Series | Himself |
| Bouillon de culture | 1995-1998 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| The Secret World of ‘Antz’ | 1998 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Avisa’ns quan arribi el 2000 | 1997 | TV Series | Himself – Interviewee |
| Just Shoot Me! | 1997 | TV Series | Himself |
| Dennis Pennis R.I.P. | 1997 | Video | Himself |
| Liv Ullmann scener fra et liv | 1997 | Documentary | Narrator (American Version) |
| Very Important Pennis | 1997 | TV Series | Himself |
| Mundo VIP | 1997 | TV Series | Himself |
| Cannes… les 400 coups | 1997 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| The Language Master | 1997 | Documentary | Himself |
| Wild Man Blues | 1997 | Documentary | Himself – the Clarinetist |
| Corazón, corazón | 1996 | TV Series | Himself |
| Lignes de mire | 1995 | TV Series | Himself |
| La marche du siècle | 1995 | TV Series documentary | Himself – Interviewee |
Archive Footage
| Title | Year | Status | Character |
|---|---|---|---|
| What She Said: The Art of Pauline Kael | 2017 | Documentary post-production | |
| Entertainment Tonight | 2008-2017 | TV Series | Himself |
| Let There Be Sound | 2016 | Documentary short | Himself |
| Eamonn and Ruth: How the Other Half Lives | 2016 | TV Mini-Series documentary | Himself |
| Focus: Woody Allen | 2015 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Extra | 2015 | TV Series | Himself |
| The Sixties | 2014 | TV Mini-Series documentary | Himself – Comedian |
| 71st Golden Globe Awards | 2014 | TV Special | |
| Welcome to the Basement | 2012-2013 | TV Series | Sandy Bates / Himself |
| Muhammad Ali’s Greatest Fight | 2013 | Himself | |
| Masterclass Jean-Pierre Bouyxou | 2013 | Video documentary | |
| Un voyageur | 2013 | Documentary | Himself |
| The Battle of Amfar | 2013 | Documentary short | Himself (uncredited) |
| Kulturzeit | 2012 | TV Series | Himself |
| Frost on Interviews | 2012 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Excavating the 2000 Year Old Man | 2012 | Documentary short | Himself |
| Samsung AACTA Awards | 2012 | TV Special | Himself – Director / Writer |
| Imagine | 2011 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Bert Stern: Original Madman | 2011 | Documentary | Himself – interviewer |
| My Favourite Joke | 2011 | TV Series | Himself |
| Medianeras | 2011 | Isaac (uncredited) | |
| Willkommen Österreich | 2011 | TV Series | Himself |
| Nature | 2011 | TV Series documentary | Himself – Premiere of ‘Born Free’ |
| 30 for 30 | 2010 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| España, plató de cine | 2009 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Facing Ali | 2009 | Documentary | Himself (uncredited) |
| Buscando a Penélope | 2009 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Filmania: Eiga no tatsujin | 2009 | TV Series | Himself |
| Make ‘Em Laugh: The Funny Business of America | 2009 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Thrilla in Manila | 2008 | TV Movie documentary | Himself (uncredited) |
| Continuarà… | 2008 | TV Series | Himself |
| Banda sonora | 2008 | TV Series | Larry Lipton |
| Catalunya.cat | 2008 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| XXII Premios Anuales de la Academia | 2008 | TV Special | Himself |
| El hormiguero | 2007 | TV Series | Himself |
| 100 Greatest Stand-Ups | 2007 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| La tele de tu vida | 2007 | TV Series | Himself |
| XXI Premios Anuales de la Academia | 2007 | TV Special | Sid Waterman (uncredited) |
| Premio Donostia a Matt Dillon | 2006 | TV Special | Himself |
| La imagen de tu vida | 2006 | TV Series | Himself |
| Premio Donostia a Max Von Sydow | 2006 | TV Special | Himself |
| ¿De qué te ríes? | 2006 | TV Movie | Alvy Singer |
| Cavett Remembers the Comic Legends | 2006 | Video documentary short | Himself |
| Buenafuente | 2005 | TV Series | Himself |
| Cinema mil | 2005 | TV Series | Himself / Lenny |
| Premio Donostia a Willem Dafoe | 2005 | TV Special | Himself |
| Candid Camera: 5 Decades of Smiles | 2005 | Video | Himself |
| The Comedians’ Comedian | 2005 | TV Movie documentary | |
| Funny Already: A History of Jewish Comedy | 2004 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| I Love the ’90s | 2004 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Silenci? | 2004 | TV Series | Himself |
| 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time | 2004 | TV Mini-Series | Himself #4 |
| 101 Most Shocking Moments in Entertainment | 2003 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Sendung ohne Namen | 2002-2003 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Inside the Actors Studio | 2003 | TV Series | Himself |
| Jack Paar: Smart Television | 2003 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Playboy: Inside the Playboy Mansion | 2002 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| Celebrity Profile | 2001 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| Playboy: The Party Continues | 2000 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| CyberWorld | 2000 | Short | Z-4195 |
| Ali-Frazier I: One Nation… Divisible | 2000 | TV Movie documentary | Himself – Audience Member (uncredited) |
| Sharon Stone – Una mujer de 100 caras | 1998 | TV Movie documentary | Himself (uncredited) |
| A Soldier’s Daughter Never Cries | 1998 | Himself (interviewee on TV) (uncredited) | |
| A Really Big Show: Ed Sullivan’s 50th Anniversary | 1998 | TV Special | Himself |
| 50 años de cámaras ocultas | 1998 | TV Movie | Himself |
| American Masters | 1997 | TV Series documentary | Himself |
| One Foot in the Grave | 1996 | TV Series | Himself |
| Classic Stand-Up Comedy of Television | 1996 | TV Special documentary | Himself |
| Candid Camera’s 50th Anniversary | 1996 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| The 68th Annual Academy Awards | 1996 | TV Special | Lenny |
| 50 Years of Funny Females | 1995 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| The 67th Annual Academy Awards | 1995 | TV Special | Himself – Nominee: Best Director & Best Original Screenplay |
| 100 Years at the Movies | 1994 | TV Short documentary | Himself |
| The 62nd Annual Academy Awards | 1990 | TV Special | Himself |
| Hollywood Mavericks | 1990 | Documentary | Alvy Singer |
| Bonds Are Forever | 1983 | Video documentary | Jimmy Bond / Himself |
| Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson 20th Anniversary | 1982 | TV Special | Himself |
| Hollywood: The Gift of Laughter | 1982 | TV Movie documentary | Actor – ‘Casino Royale’ (uncredited) |
| Margret Dünser, auf der Suche nach den Besonderen | 1981 | TV Movie documentary | Himself |
| America at the Movies | 1976 | Documentary | Virgil Starkwell |
| ABC’s Wide World of Sports | 1974 | TV Series | Himself |
Won Awards
| Year | Award | Ceremony | Nomination | Movie |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2014 | Cecil B. DeMille Award | Golden Globes, USA | ||
| 2014 | Silver Condor | Argentinean Film Critics Association Awards | Best Foreign Film, Not in the Spanish Language (Mejor Película Extranjera) | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2013 | Grammy | Grammy Awards | Best Compilation Soundtrack For Visual Media | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Original Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | Audience Award | Turia Awards | Best Foreign Film | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | Turia Award | Turia Awards | Best Foreign Film | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | Golden Globe | Golden Globes, USA | Best Screenplay – Motion Picture | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Original Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | Critics Choice Award | Broadcast Film Critics Association Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | Cinema Brazil Grand Prize | Cinema Brazil Grand Prize | Best Foreign-Language Film (Melhor Filme Estrangeiro) | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | CEC Award | Cinema Writers Circle Awards, Spain | Best Screenplay, Original (Mejor Guión Original) | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | GFCA Award | Georgia Film Critics Association (GFCA) | Best Original Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | IOMA | Italian Online Movie Awards (IOMA) | Best Original Screenplay (Miglior sceneggiatura originale) | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | OFCS Award | Online Film Critics Society Awards | Best Screenplay, Original | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | SDFCS Award | San Diego Film Critics Society Awards | Best Screenplay, Original | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | SEFCA Award | Southeastern Film Critics Association Awards | Best Screenplay, Original | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | EDA Award | Alliance of Women Film Journalists | Best Writing, Original Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | Austin Film Critics Award | Austin Film Critics Association | Best Original Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | ACCA | Awards Circuit Community Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2010 | Turia Award | Turia Awards | Best Foreign Film | Whatever Works (2009) |
| 2009 | Audience Award | SESC Film Festival, Brazil | Best Foreign Film (Melhor Filme Estrangeiro) | Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
| 2009 | Audience Award | SESC Film Festival, Brazil | Best Foreign Director (Melhor Diretor Estrangeiro) | Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
| 2009 | Audience Award | Sant Jordi Awards | Best Film (Mejor Película Española) | Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
| 2009 | Cinema Brazil Grand Prize | Cinema Brazil Grand Prize | Best Foreign-Language Film (Melhor Filme Estrangeiro) | Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
| 2009 | Audience Award | Cinema Brazil Grand Prize | Best Foreign-Language Film (Melhor Filme Estrangeiro) | Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
| 2009 | Independent Spirit Award | Independent Spirit Awards | Best Screenplay | Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
| 2008 | Sebastiane Award | San Sebastián International Film Festival | Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) | |
| 2006 | Audience Award | Sant Jordi Awards | Best Foreign Film (Mejor Película Extranjera) | Match Point (2005) |
| 2006 | Audience Award | Turia Awards | Best Foreign Film | Match Point (2005) |
| 2006 | ADIRCAE Award | ADIRCAE Awards | Best Foreign Film | Match Point (2005) |
| 2006 | Award of the Argentinean Academy | Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences of Argentina | Best Foreign Film | Match Point (2005) |
| 2006 | David | David di Donatello Awards | Best European Film (Miglior Film dell’Unione Europea) | Match Point (2005) |
| 2006 | Goya | Goya Awards | Best European Film (Mejor Película Europea) | Match Point (2005) |
| 2004 | Donostia Lifetime Achievement Award | San Sebastián International Film Festival | ||
| 2002 | Prince of Asturias Award | Prince of Asturias Awards | Arts | |
| 2001 | Gran Angular Award | Sitges – Catalonian International Film Festival | Best Film | The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001) |
| 1999 | Audience Award | Turia Awards | Best Foreign Film | Deconstructing Harry (1997) |
| 1999 | OFTA Film Award | Online Film & Television Association | Best Voice-Over Performance | Antz (1998) |
| 1999 | OFTA Film Award | Online Film & Television Association | Best Family Actor | Antz (1998) |
| 1998 | Audience Award | Turia Awards | Best Foreign Film | Everyone Says I Love You (1996) |
| 1998 | Turia Award | Turia Awards | Best Foreign Film | Everyone Says I Love You (1996) |
| 1998 | Lifetime Achievement Award | Las Vegas Film Critics Society Awards | ||
| 1998 | Special Achievement Award | London Critics Circle Film Awards | ||
| 1997 | Academy Fellowship | BAFTA Awards | ||
| 1997 | Butaca | Butaca Awards | Best Art House Film (Millor película d’autor) | Everyone Says I Love You (1996) |
| 1996 | Butaca | Butaca Awards | Best Art House Film (Millor película d’autor) | Mighty Aphrodite (1995) |
| 1996 | Lifetime Achievement Award | Directors Guild of America, USA | ||
| 1993 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Screenplay – Original | Husbands and Wives (1992) |
| 1991 | ALFS Award | London Critics Circle Film Awards | Director of the Year | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1991 | ALFS Award | London Critics Circle Film Awards | Screenwriter of the Year | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1990 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1990 | BSFC Award | Boston Society of Film Critics Awards | Best Director | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1990 | BSFC Award | Boston Society of Film Critics Awards | Best Screenplay | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1990 | David | David di Donatello Awards | Best Foreign Screenplay (Migliore Sceneggiatura Straniera) | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1990 | Literary Award | PEN Center USA West Literary Awards | Screenplay Original | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1989 | Truly Moving Picture Award | Heartland Film | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) | |
| 1988 | Critics Award | SESC Film Festival, Brazil | Best Foreign Film (Melhor Filme Estrangeiro) | Radio Days (1987) |
| 1987 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | Laurel Award for Screen Writing Achievement | Writers Guild of America, USA | ||
| 1987 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Direction | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Screenplay – Original | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | American Comedy Award | American Comedy Awards, USA | Funniest Actor in a Motion Picture (Leading Role) | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | Lifetime Achievement Award in Comedy | American Comedy Awards, USA | ||
| 1987 | Bodil | Bodil Awards | Best Non-European Film (Bedste ikke-europæiske film) | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | BSFC Award | Boston Society of Film Critics Awards | Best Screenplay | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | David | David di Donatello Awards | Best Foreign Screenplay (Migliore Sceneggiatura Straniera) | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | Critics Award | French Syndicate of Cinema Critics | Best Foreign Film | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | ALFS Award | London Critics Circle Film Awards | Screenwriter of the Year | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | Mainichi Film Concours | Mainichi Film Concours | Best Foreign Language Film | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1986 | Golden Globe | Golden Globes, USA | Best Screenplay – Motion Picture | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1986 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Film | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1986 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Screenplay – Original | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1986 | President’s Award | Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) | |
| 1986 | Bodil | Bodil Awards | Best Non-European Film (Bedste ikke-europæiske film) | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1986 | BSFC Award | Boston Society of Film Critics Awards | Best Screenplay | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1986 | César | César Awards, France | Best Foreign Film (Meilleur film étranger) | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1986 | Fotogramas de Plata | Fotogramas de Plata | Best Foreign Film (Mejor Película Extranjera) | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1986 | Critics Award | French Syndicate of Cinema Critics | Best Foreign Film | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1986 | Hochi Film Award | Hochi Film Awards | Best Foreign Language Film | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1986 | LAFCA Award | Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards | Best Screenplay | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1986 | NBR Award | National Board of Review, USA | Best Director | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1986 | NYFCC Award | New York Film Critics Circle Awards | Best Director | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1985 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Broadway Danny Rose (1984) |
| 1985 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Screenplay – Original | Broadway Danny Rose (1984) |
| 1985 | FIPRESCI Prize | Cannes Film Festival | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) | |
| 1985 | David | David di Donatello Awards | Best Foreign Screenplay (Migliore Sceneggiatura Straniera) | Broadway Danny Rose (1984) |
| 1985 | NYFCC Award | New York Film Critics Circle Awards | Best Screenplay | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1984 | Honorary Robert | Robert Festival | ||
| 1984 | Bodil | Bodil Awards | Best Non-European Film (Bedste ikke-europæiske film) | Zelig (1983) |
| 1984 | David | David di Donatello Awards | Best Foreign Actor (Migliore Attore Straniero) | Zelig (1983) |
| 1983 | Pasinetti Award | Venice Film Festival | Best Film | Zelig (1983) |
| 1981 | Guild Film Award – Silver | Guild of German Art House Cinemas | Foreign Film (Ausländischer Film) | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1980 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Screenplay | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1980 | Bodil | Bodil Awards | Best Non-European Film (Bedste ikke-europæiske film) | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1980 | César | César Awards, France | Best Foreign Film (Meilleur film étranger) | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1980 | Fotogramas de Plata | Fotogramas de Plata | Best Foreign Film (Mejor Película Extranjera) | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1980 | Silver Ribbon | Italian National Syndicate of Film Journalists | Best Foreign Director (Regista del Miglior Film Straniero) | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1980 | NSFC Award | National Society of Film Critics Awards, USA | Best Director | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1979 | Sant Jordi | Sant Jordi Awards | Best Foreign Film (Mejor Película Extranjera) | Interiors (1978) |
| 1979 | Guild Film Award – Gold | Guild of German Art House Cinemas | Foreign Film (Ausländischer Film) | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1979 | NYFCC Award | New York Film Critics Circle Awards | Best Director | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1978 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Director | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1978 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1978 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Comedy Written Directly for the Screen | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1978 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Direction | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1978 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Screenplay | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1978 | Bodil | Bodil Awards | Best Non-European Film (Bedste ikke-europæiske film) | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1978 | DGA Award | Directors Guild of America, USA | Outstanding Directorial Achievement in Motion Pictures | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1978 | KCFCC Award | Kansas City Film Critics Circle Awards | Best Director | Interiors (1978) |
| 1977 | KCFCC Award | Kansas City Film Critics Circle Awards | Best Director | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1977 | LAFCA Award | Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards | Best Screenplay | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1977 | NSFC Award | National Society of Film Critics Awards, USA | Best Screenplay | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1977 | NYFCC Award | New York Film Critics Circle Awards | Best Director | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1977 | NYFCC Award | New York Film Critics Circle Awards | Best Screenplay | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1975 | Nebula Award | Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America | Best Dramatic Presentation | Sleeper (1973) |
| 1975 | Silver Berlin Bear | Berlin International Film Festival | For his whole works. | |
| 1975 | UNICRIT Award | Berlin International Film Festival | Love and Death (1975) | |
| 1974 | Fotogramas de Plata | Fotogramas de Plata | Best Foreign Movie Performer (Mejor intérprete de cine extranjero) | Play It Again, Sam (1972) |
| 1974 | Hugo | Hugo Awards | Best Dramatic Presentation | Sleeper (1973) |
Nominated Awards
| Year | Award | Ceremony | Nomination | Movie |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2014 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Original Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2014 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Original Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2014 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2014 | AACTA International Award | Australian Film Institute | Best Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2014 | Critics Choice Award | Broadcast Film Critics Association Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2014 | Cinema Brazil Grand Prize | Cinema Brazil Grand Prize | Best Foreign-Language Film (Melhor Filme Estrangeiro) | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2014 | César | César Awards, France | Best Foreign Film (Meilleur film étranger) | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2014 | David | David di Donatello Awards | Best Foreign Film (Miglior Film Straniero) | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2014 | Independent Spirit Award | Independent Spirit Awards | Best Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2014 | ICS Award | International Cinephile Society Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2014 | INOCA | International Online Cinema Awards (INOCA) | Best Original Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2014 | IOMA | Italian Online Movie Awards (IOMA) | Best Original Screenplay (Miglior sceneggiatura originale) | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2014 | OFTA Film Award | Online Film & Television Association | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2013 | SDFCS Award | San Diego Film Critics Society Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2013 | Satellite Award | Satellite Awards | Best Director | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2013 | Satellite Award | Satellite Awards | Best Screenplay, Original | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2013 | Screenplay Competition | Screenwriters Choice Awards, Online | Best Original Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2013 | WAFCA Award | Washington DC Area Film Critics Association Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2013 | ACCA | Awards Circuit Community Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2013 | CFCA Award | Chicago Film Critics Association Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2013 | DFCS Award | Denver Film Critics Society | Best Writing, Original Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2013 | DFCC | Dublin Film Critics Circle Awards | Best Director | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2013 | OFCS Award | Online Film Critics Society Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Blue Jasmine (2013) |
| 2012 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Achievement in Directing | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | Bradbury Award | Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America | Midnight in Paris (2011) | |
| 2012 | VFCC Award | Vancouver Film Critics Circle | Best Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | Golden Globe | Golden Globes, USA | Best Director – Motion Picture | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | Award of the Argentinean Academy | Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences of Argentina | Best Foreign Film (Mejor Película Extranjera) | To Rome with Love (2012) |
| 2012 | Saturn Award | Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA | Best Writing | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | Silver Condor | Argentinean Film Critics Association Awards | Best Foreign Film, Not in the Spanish Language (Mejor Película Extranjera) | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | AACTA International Award | Australian Film Institute | Best Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | AACTA International Award | Australian Film Institute | Best Direction | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | CEC Award | Cinema Writers Circle Awards, Spain | Best Film (Mejor Película) | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | CEC Award | Cinema Writers Circle Awards, Spain | Best Director (Mejor Director) | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | DGA Award | Directors Guild of America, USA | Outstanding Directorial Achievement in Motion Pictures | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | Goya | Goya Awards | Best Screenplay – Original (Mejor Guión Original) | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | ICS Award | International Cinephile Society Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | Silver Ribbon | Italian National Syndicate of Film Journalists | Best Non-European Director (Regista del Miglior Film Non-Europeo) | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | IOMA | Italian Online Movie Awards (IOMA) | Best Picture (Miglior film) | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | IOMA | Italian Online Movie Awards (IOMA) | Best Director (Miglior regia) | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | Kinema Junpo Award | Kinema Junpo Awards | Best Foreign Language Film | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2012 | OFTA Film Award | Online Film & Television Association | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | PFCS Award | Phoenix Film Critics Society Awards | Best Screenplay – Original | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | SDFCS Award | San Diego Film Critics Society Awards | Best Director | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | Satellite Award | Satellite Awards | Best Director | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | SLFCA Award | St. Louis Film Critics Association, US | Best Original Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | WAFCA Award | Washington DC Area Film Critics Association Awards | Best Director | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | WAFCA Award | Washington DC Area Film Critics Association Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | EDA Award | Alliance of Women Film Journalists | Best Director | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | CFCA Award | Chicago Film Critics Association Awards | Best Screenplay, Original | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | DFWFCA Award | Dallas-Fort Worth Film Critics Association Awards | Best Director | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | Golden Schmoes | Golden Schmoes Awards | Best Screenplay of the Year | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | HFCS Award | Houston Film Critics Society Awards | Best Director | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | HFCS Award | Houston Film Critics Society Awards | Best Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | PFCS Award | Phoenix Film Critics Society Awards | Best Director | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2009 | Robert | Robert Festival | Best American Film (Årets amerikanske film) | Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
| 2009 | White Elephant | Russian Guild of Film Critics | Best Foreign Film | Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
| 2009 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Original Screenplay | Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
| 2009 | Bodil | Bodil Awards | Best American Film (Bedste amerikanske film) | Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
| 2009 | Golden Eagle | Golden Eagle Awards, Russia | Best Foreign Film | Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
| 2009 | Silver Ribbon | Italian National Syndicate of Film Journalists | Best European Director (Regista del Miglior Film Europeo) | Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
| 2008 | ACCA | Awards Circuit Community Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) |
| 2007 | Robert | Robert Festival | Best American Film (Årets amerikanske film) | Match Point (2005) |
| 2007 | Goya | Goya Awards | Best European Film (Mejor Película Europea) | Scoop (2006) |
| 2007 | Silver Ribbon | Italian National Syndicate of Film Journalists | Best Non-European Director (Regista del Miglior Film Non-Europeo) | Match Point (2005) |
| 2006 | White Elephant | Russian Guild of Film Critics | Best Foreign Film | Match Point (2005) |
| 2006 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Original Screenplay | Match Point (2005) |
| 2006 | Golden Globe | Golden Globes, USA | Best Director – Motion Picture | Match Point (2005) |
| 2006 | Golden Globe | Golden Globes, USA | Best Screenplay – Motion Picture | Match Point (2005) |
| 2006 | César | César Awards, France | Best Foreign Film (Meilleur film étranger) | Match Point (2005) |
| 2006 | Edgar | Edgar Allan Poe Awards | Best Motion Picture Screenplay | Match Point (2005) |
| 2006 | Golden Eagle | Golden Eagle Awards, Russia | Best Foreign Film | Match Point (2005) |
| 2006 | OFTA Film Award | Online Film & Television Association | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Match Point (2005) |
| 2006 | OFCS Award | Online Film Critics Society Awards | Best Screenplay, Original | Match Point (2005) |
| 2005 | SLFCA Award | St. Louis Film Critics Association, US | Best Director | Match Point (2005) |
| 2005 | SLFCA Award | St. Louis Film Critics Association, US | Best Screenplay | Match Point (2005) |
| 2001 | Chlotrudis Award | Chlotrudis Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Sweet and Lowdown (1999) |
| 2000 | Cinema Brazil Grand Prize | Cinema Brazil Grand Prize | Best Foreign Film (Melhor Filme Estrangeiro) | Deconstructing Harry (1997) |
| 1998 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Deconstructing Harry (1997) |
| 1998 | Butaca | Butaca Awards | Best Art House Film (Millor película d’autor) | Deconstructing Harry (1997) |
| 1998 | César | César Awards, France | Best Foreign Film (Meilleur film étranger) | Everyone Says I Love You (1996) |
| 1998 | Screen International Award | European Film Awards | Deconstructing Harry (1997) | |
| 1997 | Golden Satellite Award | Satellite Awards | Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical | Everyone Says I Love You (1996) |
| 1997 | Screen International Award | European Film Awards | Everyone Says I Love You (1996) | |
| 1996 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Mighty Aphrodite (1995) |
| 1996 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Mighty Aphrodite (1995) |
| 1996 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Screenplay – Original | Bullets Over Broadway (1994) |
| 1996 | David | David di Donatello Awards | Best Foreign Film (Miglior Film Straniero) | Mighty Aphrodite (1995) |
| 1996 | David | David di Donatello Awards | Best Foreign Actor (Migliore Attore Straniero) | Mighty Aphrodite (1995) |
| 1995 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Director | Bullets Over Broadway (1994) |
| 1995 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Bullets Over Broadway (1994) |
| 1995 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Bullets Over Broadway (1994) |
| 1995 | Independent Spirit Award | Independent Spirit Awards | Best Screenplay | Bullets Over Broadway (1994) |
| 1994 | César | César Awards, France | Best Foreign Film (Meilleur film étranger) | Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993) |
| 1993 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Husbands and Wives (1992) |
| 1993 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Husbands and Wives (1992) |
| 1993 | César | César Awards, France | Best Foreign Film (Meilleur film étranger) | Husbands and Wives (1992) |
| 1992 | César | César Awards, France | Best Foreign Film (Meilleur film étranger) | Alice (1990) |
| 1992 | David | David di Donatello Awards | Best Foreign Film (Miglior Film Straniero) | Shadows and Fog (1991) |
| 1991 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Alice (1990) |
| 1991 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Alice (1990) |
| 1991 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Direction | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1991 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Film | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1991 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Screenplay – Original | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1990 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Director | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1990 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1990 | American Comedy Award | American Comedy Awards, USA | Funniest Actor in a Motion Picture (Leading Role) | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1990 | CFCA Award | Chicago Film Critics Association Awards | Best Director | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1990 | David | David di Donatello Awards | Best Foreign Actor (Migliore Attore Straniero) | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1990 | David | David di Donatello Awards | Best Foreign Film (Miglior Film Straniero) | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1990 | David | David di Donatello Awards | Best Foreign Director (Migliore Regista Straniero) | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1990 | DGA Award | Directors Guild of America, USA | Outstanding Directorial Achievement in Motion Pictures | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1990 | Edgar | Edgar Allan Poe Awards | Best Motion Picture | Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) |
| 1989 | David | David di Donatello Awards | Best Foreign Director (Migliore Regista Straniero) | Another Woman (1988) |
| 1989 | Silver Ribbon | Italian National Syndicate of Film Journalists | Best Foreign Director (Regista del Miglior Film Straniero) | Another Woman (1988) |
| 1988 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Radio Days (1987) |
| 1988 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Radio Days (1987) |
| 1988 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Film | Radio Days (1987) |
| 1988 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Screenplay – Original | Radio Days (1987) |
| 1987 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Director | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | Golden Globe | Golden Globes, USA | Best Director – Motion Picture | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | Golden Globe | Golden Globes, USA | Best Screenplay – Motion Picture | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Actor | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Film | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | César | César Awards, France | Best Foreign Film (Meilleur film étranger) | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | DGA Award | Directors Guild of America, USA | Outstanding Directorial Achievement in Motion Pictures | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1987 | Silver Ribbon | Italian National Syndicate of Film Journalists | Best Foreign Director (Regista del Miglior Film Straniero) | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1986 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1986 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1986 | Saturn Award | Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA | Best Director | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1986 | Saturn Award | Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA | Best Writing | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1985 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Director | Broadway Danny Rose (1984) |
| 1985 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Broadway Danny Rose (1984) |
| 1984 | Golden Globe | Golden Globes, USA | Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy/Musical | Zelig (1983) |
| 1984 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Comedy Written Directly for the Screen | Zelig (1983) |
| 1984 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Screenplay – Original | Zelig (1983) |
| 1984 | Saturn Award | Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA | Best Director | Zelig (1983) |
| 1984 | Silver Ribbon | Italian National Syndicate of Film Journalists | Best Foreign Director (Regista del Miglior Film Straniero) | Zelig (1983) |
| 1981 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Comedy Written Directly for the Screen | Stardust Memories (1980) |
| 1980 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1980 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Comedy Written Directly for the Screen | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1980 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Actor | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1980 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Direction | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1980 | DGA Award | Directors Guild of America, USA | Outstanding Directorial Achievement in Motion Pictures | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1979 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Director | Interiors (1978) |
| 1979 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen | Interiors (1978) |
| 1979 | Golden Globe | Golden Globes, USA | Best Director – Motion Picture | Interiors (1978) |
| 1979 | Golden Globe | Golden Globes, USA | Best Screenplay – Motion Picture | Interiors (1978) |
| 1979 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Drama Written Directly for the Screen | Interiors (1978) |
| 1979 | NSFC Award | National Society of Film Critics Awards, USA | Best Screenplay | Interiors (1978) |
| 1978 | Oscar | Academy Awards, USA | Best Actor in a Leading Role | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1978 | Golden Globe | Golden Globes, USA | Best Director – Motion Picture | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1978 | Golden Globe | Golden Globes, USA | Best Motion Picture Actor – Musical/Comedy | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1978 | Golden Globe | Golden Globes, USA | Best Screenplay – Motion Picture | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1978 | BAFTA Film Award | BAFTA Awards | Best Actor | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1978 | César | César Awards, France | Best Foreign Film (Meilleur film étranger) | Annie Hall (1977) |
| 1975 | Golden Berlin Bear | Berlin International Film Festival | Love and Death (1975) | |
| 1974 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Comedy Written Directly for the Screen | Sleeper (1973) |
| 1972 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Comedy Written Directly for the Screen | Bananas (1971) |
| 1971 | Golden Charybdis | Taormina International Film Festival | Bananas (1971) | |
| 1970 | WGA Award (Screen) | Writers Guild of America, USA | Best Comedy Written Directly for the Screen | Take the Money and Run (1969) |
| 1970 | Golden Laurel | Laurel Awards | Male Comedy Performance | Take the Money and Run (1969) |
| 1970 | Golden Laurel | Laurel Awards | Male New Face | Take the Money and Run (1969) |
| 1966 | Golden Laurel | Laurel Awards | New Faces, Male | 13th place. |
| 1959 | Primetime Emmy | Primetime Emmy Awards | Best Writing of a Single Musical or Variety Program | The Sid Caesar Show (1958) |
2nd Place Awards
| Year | Award | Ceremony | Nomination | Movie |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2012 | COFCA Award | Central Ohio Film Critics Association | Best Screenplay – Original | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | DFWFCA Award | Dallas-Fort Worth Film Critics Association Awards | Best Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2011 | NYFCC Award | New York Film Critics Circle Awards | Best Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 2005 | UFCA Award | Utah Film Critics Association Awards | Best Director | Match Point (2005) |
| 2005 | ACCA | Awards Circuit Community Awards | Best Original Screenplay | Match Point (2005) |
| 1987 | NSFC Award | National Society of Film Critics Awards, USA | Best Screenplay | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1986 | LAFCA Award | Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards | Best Director | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1986 | NSFC Award | National Society of Film Critics Awards, USA | Best Screenplay | The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) |
| 1986 | NYFCC Award | New York Film Critics Circle Awards | Best Screenplay | Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
| 1980 | Sant Jordi | Sant Jordi Awards | Best Foreign Film (Mejor Película Extranjera) | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1980 | NSFC Award | National Society of Film Critics Awards, USA | Best Screenplay | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1979 | NYFCC Award | New York Film Critics Circle Awards | Best Screenplay | Manhattan (1979) |
| 1978 | LAFCA Award | Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards | Best Director | Interiors (1978) |
| 1978 | LAFCA Award | Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards | Best Screenplay | Interiors (1978) |
3rd Place Awards
| Year | Award | Ceremony | Nomination | Movie |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2012 | NSFC Award | National Society of Film Critics Awards, USA | Best Screenplay | Midnight in Paris (2011) |
| 1983 | NYFCC Award | New York Film Critics Circle Awards | Best Director | Zelig (1983) |
| 1983 | NYFCC Award | New York Film Critics Circle Awards | Best Screenplay | Zelig (1983) |
| 1977 | NSFC Award | National Society of Film Critics Awards, USA | Best Director | Annie Hall (1977) |