The Vandals’s Pirate’s Life Lyrics

Seven hits of L – and nobody could tell – So I spent every dime – just to get to Aniehem – I was in the Magic Kingdom – Now I’m in the Carribean – You get something really wicked – when you spend an E-ticket – High adventure on the sea, – but it’s not the life for me – Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me – I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife – Now I’m sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 – Where can I hide? – I don’t want to buy a bride – I’m alone as I float – Hey, there were others in my boat – Up ahead, one of the men – he said he would be my friend – He’d guide me to the hole – If I deeded him my soul – To the hole I didn’t make it – That doesn’t mean he didn’t take it – He laughed at my plight – He said you’ll be one of us tonight – High adventure on the sea, – but it’s not the life for me – Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me – I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife – Now I’m sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 – He was right, I’m still here – as I have been, for over a year – With my last bit of hope, – a tin can and rope – I just want to break free – But I can’t get away – No I can’t get away – cause that damn dog’s got the key – No one listens as I tell – of my ordeal in this cell – They stand right by – but they don’t fell – Is this for real? – Is this for real!