The Vandals’s Nothing’s Going To Ruin My Holiday Lyrics

This is going to be the best Christmas ever. – Everything this year’s been a disaster – But I won’t let it bother me at all – Nothing’s going to bring me down, – It’s Christmas and I’m pleased as punch – I’m going to stand my happy ground. – I refuse to let my family make me crazy – I’ll smile at their insults and their frowns – I’ll ignore the shitty weather – Cuz what counts is we’re together – Loving, safe and sound – Nothing’s going to ruin my holiday – Not this time, Ya hear?. (I won’t let it happen) – And If you try to ruin my holiday- – I swear you will regret it for the rest of the fucking year. – The turkey might have made the children vomit – The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts – But I will grin and bear it – and this nightmare we will share it – Till I get my only wish- it’s – Nothing’s going to ruin my holiday – No act of God or family fight – Cuz if you try to ruin my holiday – I swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life – You’ll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes and acid on your flesh – This is going to be the best Christmas ever. – Soon this crappy Christmas will be over – And I’ll go right back to my pissed-off self – But until that happens I’ll just continue laughing – like one of those creepy, retard, mutant, North Pole Elves. – Nothing’s going to ruin my holiday – Not this year I won’t let that be the case – And If you try and ruin my holiday- – I’ll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face. – Understand me – This is going to be the best Christmas ever!