The Vandals’s Join Us For Pong Lyrics

it’s the gay nineties and – you can’t watch nothin’ good – mindless pinko garbage – is all they make in hollywood – kung fu theatre, – now there’s a show with class – like to find the guy – who cancelled it – and karate chop his ass – so after alf is done – there ain’t nuthin’ good on – all my rowdy friends come over – ’cause i have pong – join us! join us! join us! – join us for pong! – i got the foxes i got that clout – i got my unit on – the day they came out – you bring the snack treats, – you bring the booze – i ain’t bringin’ nuthin’, – does that box belong to you? – pass the dutchie’s on, – my all time favorite song – but turn it down you moron – ’cause we’re tryin’ – to play pong – don’t be fooled by world peace – or an economy thats stable – the c.i.a.’s just got more time – to watch you – through your cable – they would control you – and take away your brain – you can defeat them – if you switch your box – over to “game” – do what’s right to you, – not what they tell you to – you can fight – we meet tonight – so join us for pong – it’s up to you to improve – your hand-eye cordination – or become a mindless servant, – unwitting puppet of the nation – they know your address, – they send you bills – they decide if you watch tyson, – don’t that give you the chills – shake off your shackles son, – we’ve only just begun – there’s just two speeds, – it’s what you need, – so join us for pong