Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared..
He said, ‘you are to be the virgin mother’
And Mary thought that was weird..
[But she said, ‘I’m not a virgin
I sucked a guy last year’]
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
‘My child, have no fear’
[you can suck all the dick you want] And still not be considered flawed..
[cos I know you’d like to play
And suck right through the day] But you’re still still a virgin
In the eyes of god!
There was no room at the Inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired, you see
[and they had to have a rest for the night]
She said she had no money
[and she had no place to sleep]
Gabriel appeared to mary
And told her not to weep
[you can suck all the dick you want] And still be the mother of Christ..
If there’s no room at the inn
then it’s not considered a sin
[to suck a dick to get a place to sleep!] That’s right..
And three wisemen did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such..
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman’s touch..
[she said, this is a tragedy
I can’t take them all to bed]
But again Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said..
[You can suck all the dick you want of..] Everyone in the nation
[Fellation aint no sin
So have a dildo three miles in] And you’ll still be a virgin
[to everyone gone down on Christmas!] [You can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[You can take if from the three wise men] And even the little drummer boy..
Folks will remember your name quick
[for sucking the most of the dick!] [for sucking dick..] Brings peace, and love, and joy.
[for sucking dick..] Brings peace, and love, and joy.
[you can suck my dick] [laughter]